big-gay-mike

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Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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making a mocktail alcoholic by putting cock in it

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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

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pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

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[big-gay-mike]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015) s4e14 “operation ann”

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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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Are you ugly on purpose pickles?

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[big-gay-mike]

stop reblogging butch and femme Matthew Lillard

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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha