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in case anyone else’s curious about what the other rolfe and earl oneshot is about it’s about rolfe becoming a substitute for a class of obnoxious high schoolers and he gets absolutely cooked by every kid because he’s older than all of them and doesn’t understand what “hawk tuah” “skibidi” or “gyatt” means (he only has frank sinatra disco and tax fraud in his brain) even if he proclaims that he’s studied the new cool and hip kids slang and stuff
small sneak peek at the fic i guess. not finished obviously i’m working on the fma one more but all of this shit on screen might be bound to change dw
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Fatz save us fatz please save us please god fatz
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I love Hyperfixating on my own ocs that nobody knows about. That my blorbo I’m their no.1 fan and that’s a fact. All my head cannons are cannon and he fucks actually
#if anyoen wants to hear abt him u can ask ?#please actually ask but I also might not tell you teehee
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I’m in that same goodwill and they’re playing that little red riding hood song that Rolfe also did. It’s like they’re doing this on purpose. When they see me coming they’re like “oh here comes that freak who only looks at the stuffed animals let’s play Rolfe music and watch him freak out.” Anyways I saw a lot of good good vintage plushies but I didn’t get any because I was with my judgy grandma
GUYS HELP THEYR PLAYING WITCHRAFT IN THE GOODWILLL AND IM TWEAKING CAUSE ROLFE ROLFE DID THIS ONECE HIS SYNG THIS AND WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOE
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Nobody is immune to propaganda.
I’ve always hated spam but now I want some bc of this song fuck you
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Sorry for the inactivity! School is killing me!
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KEYCHAINS???!!!??!! I WILL BUY IN A HEARTBEAT ISTG. MAKE A ROLFE ONE AND MY SOUL IS UOURS.
cooking something :3c any guesses what it is before i fully show it off?
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HE IS HERE
Bastard
Little freak
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GUYS GREEN DAY MADE A TEDDY RUXPIN TAPE IM NOT JOKING THEY MADE A TEDDY RUXPIN TAPE WITH AUDIO SIGNALS. I JOINED THE RAFFLE TO GET IT IT ALSO COMES WITH A TEDDY SO YIPPEE!!!!! Perhaps my may get a GEEEN DAY TEDDY RUXPIN
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reblog to bap prev with your paw
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I Drew her and she looked like a wizard so now she’s casting a spell :3
Sne looking like a little ball while having a drink
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GUYS HELP THEYR PLAYING WITCHRAFT IN THE GOODWILLL AND IM TWEAKING CAUSE ROLFE ROLFE DID THIS ONECE HIS SYNG THIS AND WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOE
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Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries. Your money is for groceries.
you do NOT need a fluffy foot long Pomni to cuddle every night YOU DO NOT
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more uncle klunk, because the bit seemed fitting
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15 notes and I'll write a legit Garten of Ban Ban x Fabulous Killjoys crossover, i don't mean either comics I mean like Party Fuckin Poison meets Jumbo Josh
no real reason aside from i didn't do any schoo. today and I feel really bad about it, and have a serious need to do something via someone's request
it's stupid but so is a garten of ban ban x killjoys crossover
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