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this blog's been dead for a while, but hello! as the description reads, i'm an alter in a traumagenic osdd-1b system, and not kin. now, that being said, i am uncomfortable with people who kin the hermits interacting, but other hermit introjects can interact all they like!

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uh, yeah, i sure hope i am!!

Retook that quiz that determines which hermit is legally your gender because I remembered it existed and I guess my gender is officially Welsknight

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EMERGENCY COMISSIONS

TW FOR ABUSE

oh, goodness. it seems that a dear friend of mine, who i won’t name for their own safety/privacy, is being abused badly at home! this is physical abuse some emotional and mental! not to mention that they have to depend on medication! it’s an ugly situation that they need help being free from NOW!

i’m opening up commissions! for cheap! please, please, please! contact me for a quick doodle! all money goes to my friend so they can save up and move out asap!!!!

if you can’t give, please reblog! while likes are appreciated, for once, i’m asking you NOT TO LIKE THIS. REBLOG. REBLOGGING GETS THIS OUT MORE THAN JUST LIKING.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP THEM BE FREE FROM THEIR SITUATION!

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[biffaalter]

EMERGENCY COMISSIONS

TW FOR ABUSE

oh, goodness. it seems that a dear friend of mine, who i won’t name for their own safety/privacy, is being abused badly at home! this is physical abuse some emotional and mental! not to mention that they have to depend on medication! it’s an ugly situation that they need help being free from NOW!

i’m opening up commissions! for cheap! please, please, please! contact me for a quick doodle! all money goes to my friend so they can save up and move out asap!!!!

if you can’t give, please reblog! while likes are appreciated, for once, i’m asking you NOT TO LIKE THIS. REBLOG. REBLOGGING GETS THIS OUT MORE THAN JUST LIKING.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP THEM BE FREE FROM THEIR SITUATION!

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i have an imagine in my head of me and biffa sitting together in one of our homes and sipping tea. i tried my best to capture it but my art still has quite the way to go! either way, i like it!

@biffakin

(i swear i’ll draw something different soon)

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i kin zombiecleo from hermitcraft! not factkin! i do not kin cleo, just her minecraft persona! looking for any hermits!

!!

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Chapter 1

     I can feel the wind in my hair as I fly around to explore with rain pelting my face. Countless mobs are below me but I know I’m safe as long as I’m in the sky. Well, I’m safe until I hear the all too familiar sound of my elytra breaking and I’m sent right towards the ground; I scream and desperately fire off rockets to keep myself going but it only serves to cause minor damage.

Keep reading

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happy memories!

i once tried to climb a tree to be taller

i got stuck and had to be saved by iskall (i think? iskall or grian)

i LOVED cuddling with iskall. he was a bear and i loved that

i had nicknames for everyone! most of them were silly but some were really nice!

biffa was biffy-bot, i think. iskall was chub-cub. grian was songbird. i can’t remember wels rn but it was something sweet!

when i was forced to come out as a demiboy, biffa only kissed my forehead and comfort me

i’m so glad i had my biffy-bot and my friends!

speaking of biffy-bot, we were qpps! i just loved them and wanted to just stay with them forever

after the doc stuff, i ended my relationship with grian but he was very understanding and we remained friends

i had a 4th egg by iskall after a heat cycle, his name was birch and creeper-human genetics are weird. he was white with dark spots like a birch log!

birch called biffa “baba”, iskall “emmy”, grian “robin”, wels “eldy”, and me “papa!”

birch was about 3 when he began learning to speak english

he naturally started off with creeper speak (hisses and chirps) but i was often his translator. ren helped out sometimes too, since he had hung around doc a lot. biffa helped out some too, i think? they must have come to understand some of my hisses

i loved birch so much and cried so much over him developing

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this was my outfit for season 7! @biffakin gave me a HUGE improvement robotics wise!

i also added some color to show my friends! blue was wels, red was grian, pink was biffa, and green was iskall!

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drew myself today!! :]

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memories - ah shit edition

warning for attempted sexual assault, assault, and violence

doc tried to make iskall a cybernetic eye, but it went terribly

he almost made it worse when he tried to install it and force it to work with iskall’s body

thankfully iskall realized shit wasn’t working, and got away before doc hurt him more

doc also. r*ped python

it pissed me the fuck off so i went after him

i killed him... multiple times. as soon as he came back, i was there to plunge my sword into his chest, tear of the sheets of shit metal holding him together and rip out anything that made him tick.

i’d never gotten that many heads in one day

i made sure doc knew i wasn’t someone to be messed with. i wanted the mere sight of me to strike fear within him. i wanted him to know that if he dared to lay a finger on someone i loved again, i’d send him into a nightmare he’d never wake up from.

but it didn’t end there. doc came after me, and wanted revenge.

he tried to r*pe me, but because my body was pure cybernetics from the hips down, i had nothing down there, which actually pissed him off more

doc tried to hurt me, but i was able to overpower him and get away

(chopped his balls off before i did, though. perhaps not necessary, but it felt good.)

i thought i would be okay, but i wasn’t. anytime there was pressure on my neck, ankles, shoulders, or hips for long periods of time, i would either disassociate really badly, or start having a panic attack

i was always on edge. i almost hurt some hermits that came up behind me, unannounced. they understood, though, and didn’t blame me

i vented to python sometimes, and he would vent to me, as we went through somewhat similar situations

wels, iskall, jevin and stress were a huge help while i was recovering

they helped me become okay with pressure again, as they helped me associate it with them giving me physical affection instead of an attack :’] for example, hugging me, getting piggyback rides, holding places close to the spots that would trigger me, etc

i love them all so much

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hm :[

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i’m going to lovepost about iskall because i can :]

we met around season 3!

during s3 is also when iskall lost his eye. he first went to doc for help, but as etho had made doc’s cybernetic parts, doc didn’t really know how to help, so i reached out! i helped iskall design an eye that would suit him and his needs, and built it with him so he knew how it worked in case he needed to repair it. we bonded a lot during the several months we spent working together and became quite close

we also bonded over being nonbinary :]

we tried dating, but it didn’t feel quite right, so we decided to try being queerplatonic partners, which felt much better!

we spent a lot of s3 and s4 together, and frequently visited and crashed at one another’s bases

we drifted apart a little bit during the events of s5, as we were on different sides (kinda), but we were still very close

when he expressed having feelings for ren, i encouraged him to give it a go!! it went very well, and they started dating!

i got to know ren better because the three of us would spend time together playing games and generally hanging out, and ren and i became quite good friends!! :]

the civil war of s6 was rough on both of us, because we were both opposing people we loved (double tough for me, as no matter which side i was on, i would be betraying someone :[ but i managed well enough)

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@kinniegrian and i were talking as i questioned if i was robotic like @biffakin sort of is and i drew myself as a full robot!

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hello i am having a real rough day. ik they're really obscure but could you do keralubs or biffa/iskall headcanons? preferably fluffy stuff with not a lot of angst

worry not, obscure ships are my favorite ones! I've done Keralis x Bdubs already here and I don't have any new ideas for them, so here's Biffskall!

the inherent homoeroticism of practicing hand to hand combat with the love of your life

they admire the other's skill in battle and actually learn quite a lot by combining their strengths

neither of them realistically needs anyone fighting for them, but that doesn't stop them from vowing to protect the other

Biffa gets VERY easily flustered whenever Iskall flirts with him

they love physciall affection and will perish if a day passes by without them at least holding hands

Biffa wishes he could feel how warm and soft Iskall's hands are, he still sees the warmth with his built in thermography device tho

Iskall's in love with Biffa's voice and often asks him to sing for him

sometimes Iskall will join in on the singing and despite him not being the best at it they have a great time

Iskall and Biffa speak in English but will often flirt in Swedish and French respectively

they eventually pick up some phrases from each other's languages and are very happy ab it

they're both chaotic dumbasses but each in their own, unique way

they will often go on fun, lighthearted adventures together

Biffa's giggle never fails to make Iskall melt

they are both partially robotic and will help repair each other when necessary

on their own they can be terryfying blood-hungry PvP machines but together they're extremely soft

Iskall? more like Kisskall

this is probably stupid, but I imagine them realising they're in love during some kind of server-wide PvP event

they're the only two left and then they both realize they don't want to kill the one they love and pull a Hunger Games "we're both winners" thing

it probably turns out Grian was only pretending to be dead and he kills them both, much to everyone's shock amusement

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changed my icon! looks somewhat similar to my canon self :]