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Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???
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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away
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No quiero ver otra temporada de tu serie de mierda si empezas a matar a tus personajes principales tremendos cabeza de termo
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Esperando resultados de un examen leyendo jane eyre para recordarme que hay peores desgracias que no aprobar
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Wait actually. Curious about something
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For me this isn't even about empathy or sympathy (though there's value in those as well), it is just straight-up a human rights thing. Once you have decided that there is *any* category of human that can be treated as less-than-human you've said that humanity is conditional, and so are the rights that come with it. You've already lost, you've granted the fascists their point because *you agree with them* that some people don't deserve to be treated like humans.
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we were recently talking about this with my friends so now I'm curious:
*on Earth's surface. Airplanes and the like don't count. There's no option for astronauts either. The lunar ones did touch ground tho, so if you happen to be one, you can honorarily tick yourself under the top elevation bracket.
The delimiter numbers do appear twice, so if you happened to have been to the elevation of e.g. exactly 800 m, down to the last tick of the hyperfine transition frequency of the Caesium-133 atom, you can count yourself in the higher elevation bracket. (The effect of rounding in the conversion between meters and feet will have produced more of a difference anyway. Sorry, wikifeet supporters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
And yes, the first option is indeed mainly intended for the Dutch if you were wondering.
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Alai Ganuza, Pink Bathroom Oil on canvas, 30 x 30cm
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How life feels when ya no sabes a que hora se hace de día porque estas durmiendo cuando sale el sol 🐬🦄💕🐬🌷🌸💫🐬💖🧚♀️
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