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I don't care if it's the best TV show of all time. I cannot be tricked into consuming a cartoon about league of legends.

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this hit me like a truck

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I can't escape thinking about this moment.

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i wanted just redraw that meme about "good boy"… but it went too. too far

+ this is what "cardboard walls" means

+ some time after

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it is once again time for Jason and Salim to dominant my brain space

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Dioooooos

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What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

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The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

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Has anything actually gotten better, for all the work you talk about doing? Or is it just treading water in misery forever?

Anon, ten years ago gay people couldn't get married in large parts of the US. AIDS was an almost certain death sentence when I was in high school. I was looking at job boards the other day and found a part time gas station job that had health insurance as a benefit, which NEVER would have happened 15 years ago. When I was a kid, hitting your child was extremely normalized in the US and my parents were the weird ones for not doing it. There is a vaccine for chicken pox. I didn't meet anyone who had transitioned until my 20s because it was so uncommon to transition in the aughts, and now there are some states that protect your right to have gender affirming care provided by your health insurance. It's not all states, but it's better than the number of states that had it in 2010, which was zero. THERE ARE TENANTS UNIONS NOW. WE HAVE A VACCINE AGAINST CERVICAL CANCER.

And all of that has been the work of a lot of individuals and organizations and research teams and activists.

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Bro wants a different cake.

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Percy and Keyleth friendship my beloved

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Screenie redraw/dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn

Enjoy <3

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someone left this comment on my fanfic:

"MORE BLOOD MORE SEX."

and I'm like... hell yeah, brother.

always.

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His Halloween costume was a cow

will trade adorable photos of my dog for more Konig, this is a bribe

Show me the payment.

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TIP:

This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,

DON'T

get them a houseplant. DO NOT.

instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR

POT.

that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!

they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.

HOUSEPLANT:

- they already have so many

- needs to be watered

- takes up window space

- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money

- can die

AESTHETIC POT

- lets them care for an existing plant they own

- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home

- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant

- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere