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My archnemesis said no ;-;

if i had an arch nemesis, i want them to hate me even if i was a worm because we cant be enemies if your hatred for me doesnt transcend humanity

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I would like to be immortalized for saying "actually a penis is like an onion, everytime you cut it you cry"

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The Viewers

Danny and Tucker move in together for college in Gotham

Tucker decided to make tiktoks just for fun, he could teach people about technology and help give tips.

He didn't realize that his viewers could see Danny in the background in some clips.

Danny being Danny was never caught doing something normal instead it was always something weird.

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Tucker: "So you just switch this piece here-"

Danny in the background more than half his body in the fridge, the fridge is very noticeably growling

Tucker who is so used to it, it doesn't even register in his mind that it's not normal.

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Tucker fan-boying about the new Wayne tech

His viewers looking behind him at Danny

Danny running around fighting his food which is also growling & flying

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Tucker modifying his tech for the viewers

Danny's voice in the distance: "Bye Tuck, I need to go soup this guy real quick!"

Viewers: "Cannibalism?!"

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Tucker: "Ah yes a very normal video!"

His viewers watching Danny:

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Just an Idea

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if i had an arch nemesis, i want them to hate me even if i was a worm because we cant be enemies if your hatred for me doesnt transcend humanity

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This. This is the childhood stories I wanted. I fucking love this

A Cinderella retelling where the Prince comes upon this timid, frightened girl whose kindness towards strangers in need is the only thing that overcomes her fear of her stepmother and he decides he's going to help. Immediately.

Asks some questions while his steward is going 'oh no, he's found another damsel in distress already'. The Prince quickly ascertains the girl's plight, her real name, and how hard working she is... and offers her a job at the castle. Of course she'd have to leave immediately, no time to say goodbye to her (abusive) stepmother (or get gaslit into staying in that house before she can reach the castle). And Cinderella takes the job. Maybe not immediately, but the Prince is determined and talks her into it.

Cinderella packs her meager belongings and finds herself with the Prince's entourage now. She goes unnoticed in the hubbub around the Prince's return home and successfully arrives at the castle unnoticed by her stepmother and stepsisters who return home to a farewell note from Cinderella.

At the castle, Cinderella - just Ella, short for Eleanor once again - eats regularly, doesn't get overworked, and cleans up nicely doing a maid's job. She's just happy to be at a job where doing her best and leaving a room spotless doesn't somehow lead to her being yelled at anyway; having clothes that are clean, not threadbare, and fit; and not having her face smudged up from dirt all day. And if she happens to get to see the Prince and talk to him every now and again, well it's just so kind of him to keep tabs on her well being right?

The ball happens for the Prince's birthday and all the eligible maidens are invited, regardless of their class. The Prince makes sure Ella has a beautiful dress to wear because he wants her to enjoy herself and by now he's smitten already anyway.

She does enjoy herself and she tries not to read too much into the fact that the Prince keeps making excuses to dance with her more than any other girl at the ball, but at near midnight she has almost run into her stepmother and stepsisters one too many times and calls it a night, disappearing before the Prince can take her aside and ask her to marry him. He had it all planed out and he's rather sad to realize that even now Ella's family has the power to hurt her.

She leaves her shoe behind, she's in such a hurry to get away from her step family - step mother in particular. So the Prince hangs onto the shoe and, in the morning, he shows up at Ella's door and tells her that he has fallen in love and needs her help to find the fair maiden to whom this shoe belongs for he desperately wishes to marry her. Ella thinks it's a silly joke when he puts her shoe in her hands, so of course she says it's hers. Even puts it and it's match back on to show them off. And then she goes into shock when the Prince gets down on bended knee before her and proposes for real.

When she gets over the shock she says yes not because he's her prince and she feels obligated, not even because he rescued her though that at least factors in... she says yes because he's silly and kind and wonderful and she's grown to love him too.

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from motivation to work on their WIPs.

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Astarion is the type of person to be threatened and degraded and then flirt with you harder.

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Harley Quinn who recently kidnapped Bruce Wayne and texted Scarecrow to meet her: "Alright Brucie Boy, you're probably wondering why I kidnapped you, and don't worry! It's not for anything "villainous" or the like. You might not remember it but I remember me and you being in med school together along with Crane and I thought we could form a club since we never got to start one in school since you dipped in the middle of the year!"

Scarecrow who just walked in: "That's seriously why we're here? I thought you needed my help. You said it was urgent."

Harley holding up a tote bag: "It is urgent! I made t-shirts and I need to know if they fit!"

Bruce who honestly just wanted a nap: "Let's just see the shirts Quinzel."

Scarecrow: You're actually going along with this!?"

Bruce raising a brow and looking down at the ropes that are binding him to a chair: "I don't have much of a choice..."

Scarecrow: "...Fair point. Okay Harley show us the shirts."

Harley pulls out a crop top shirt proudly, it's half red, half black that has 'OFFICIAL FUCK FREUD CLUB' on the chest: "I got em personalized! Bruce gets a black turtleneck because he was the soft goth boy in med school and he's still a little goth baby. John you get a flannel that has the sayin' on the back! Aren't they cute?"

Bruce remembering how much he hated Freud and having to listen to his methods and ideas in school, and how he, Harley, and John would shit talk him in their study group: "Okay I actually love this idea and the shirts."

Scarecrow trying to hide how touched he is: "You got me flannel?"

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Random braincell thought: lightsaber duel but its just homoerotic flirting and foreplay- wait thats just deadcatwithaflamethrower's Re-Entry pre wedding spar [GUNSHOT]

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im back bitches

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Percy and Annabeth’s Reunion! I love this moment, I had to draw it

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Happy Pride Month!

ladybug and chat noir are supporting you this pride!

(tell me if I missed any and I’ll happily make them, too!!)

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a slight miscalculation

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i mean.... it is accurate....

Me: *catches feelings (??) for someone*

Me:

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You know that feeling when you get an AU idea, and you just sit down and write a solid 3000 words in one two hour sitting because you love what your mind has produced?

That’s me right now.

Me falling down the rabbit hole of writing:

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he’s not wrong...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯  I MEAN…… 

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Andy Mientus is hot

Andy Mientus as Hartley Rathaway in The Flash 6.18: Pay the Piper