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Eastern Red bats, via

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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

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incredible text I got from a coworker today

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My very first one-legged Halloween costume back in 2010 was a partially eaten gingerbread man. I just bought a generic gingerbread suit on Amazon and cut the leg off. But all the costumes since I have been custom-made for my body. Which feels appropriate. The costumes celebrate a unique body shape. They should look equally original.

So this holiday season I teamed up with my costume partner Calen Hoffman to make a brand new Gingy modeled after the classic Shrek character. Oh snap!

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that time of year again

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The artist Paweł Ponichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you:

Hans Talhoffer Chinchillas

Harnisfechten Chinchillas

Joachim Meyer Longsword Chinchillas

Fantastical Snail Marginalia Chinchillas

Olympic Epee Chinchillas

Salvator Fabris Rapier-in-the-Nude Chinchillas

Napoleonic Saber Chinchillas

Arabic Shamshir Chinchillas

18th Century Smallsword Chinchillas

I.33 Sword and Buckler Chinchillas

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I feel like how dumb Gawain ends up looking in screen adaptations of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight depends entirely on how hard the costume designer goes on the titular Knight. Like, there's a definite point beyond which you've gotta be like, dude, look at him – of course he's gonna get back up.

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Sambar Deer (Rusa unicolor) and Rufous Treepie (Dendrocitta Vagabunda) - Sariska National Park, India 

Photographed by Naveen Kumar Singh‎

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Preach I guess

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I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.

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Not knitting nor crochet but a secret third thing

(Finally got the hang of nalbinding--here im working with some merino i spun up with a drop spindle)

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This woman is a MENACE.

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website