Formerly astrid—foreverythingelse. Please go to @bi-bi-want-dragon for all my How To Train Your Dragon content, including my drabbles/oneshots! Otherwise enjoy this mess of fun stuff that has no rhyme or reason whatsoever! Current obsessions include (but are not limited to): ATLA, Tangled, Frozen, Atlantis, Rise of the Guardians, ROTBTG. 98% chance this thing is not updated
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there’s a little writer living in my brain who just throws ideas at me at 3am like, “deal with it”
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fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit
That's one guy, you fucking shit
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
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do you think there's a spiderverse where jesus is spiderman
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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Me: aww, my tumblr dash is excited because a ship from Deep Space 9 just became canon. Good for them.
My partner: aw that is good.
*a minute later*
My partner: OH you mean RELATIONship!!
Me: obviously yes???
My partner: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A SPACESHIP
Me: HOW DOES A SPACESHIP BECOME CANON???
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getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned
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5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious
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