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me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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“... oh, what else should I do?”

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unfortunately for everyone else, i have always found myself hilarious

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Who needs therapy when this exists

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literally could talk abt this man forever <3

never slapped a pic over a meme so fast in my life till now…

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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LMAO this was the first thing I thought of

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Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

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Yosemite Cabin

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Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.