betweenrivers-betweenworlds
I'm giving up on trying to sell you things that you ain't buying
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Goncharov (1973)
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For every note this gets I’ll travel 1 league under the sea.
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 11 hours ago
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David had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out David’s Last Will and Testament.
To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and two million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Lexus, the new Jaguar and $250,000.
To my daughter Shriley I leave my yacht and $250,000.
And to my little brother Aaron, who never worked a day in his life, was always asking me for money and always said I would forget him in my will….Hello Aaron.
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 13 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 13 hours ago
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in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 13 hours ago
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 13 hours ago
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i love my station wagon more than any vehicle i’ve ever owned. we found her in the woods. she’s 28 years old and the owner saved every single receipt for every single oil change and tire rotation ever done to her. i bought her for $7 which i paid with a physical check from a checkbook. i wrote “seven dollars and 00/100” in cursive in front of a notary. her trunk only opens sometimes. a ‘three cheers for sweet revenge’ cassette has been stuck in her tape deck for like a month. there’s like 260,000 miles on her and she’s taken me to Ohio and back from an island off the west coast 4 times. she’s a Legacy but the ‘y’ broke off the back so we call her the leg-ACK
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 13 hours ago
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Happy Tuesday internet, today I got rejected for a job 24 minutes after applying and now I am going to take a nap.
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 13 hours ago
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"This may... sting a little"
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 13 hours ago
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Pure black coffee no sugar
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 14 hours ago
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 14 hours ago
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"Imagine still posting fanart a whole year after the game came out" brother what are you talking about
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 14 hours ago
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
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I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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betweenrivers-betweenworlds · 14 hours ago
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whoa! you displayed some creativity there. are u high O_o? people with creative minds usually do a lot of Drug’s
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