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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
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“Why should teenagers make $15 an hour? They don’t need to support a family.”
Okay upper middle class person who has never spoken to a poor person.
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art imitates life imitates art imitates life etc etc and thus it is deeply unsurprising and only a little bit surreal that a bunch of Don't Look Up reviews are like hmmm too heavy-handed too shrill about its message too unsubtle.
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Buzzfeed Unsolved - The Demonic Goatman’s Bridge ↳ It’s our bridge now!
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steve with his fingers stuffed in his ears during the war, because he couldn’t hear so good before the serum, and now he hears too good and it’s too much and—
—and then bucky is gently covering his ears with his own hands, not making steve move his fingers away. and he is sitting behind him, legs framing his body, letting him feel small again. safe. and steve thinks he could pass out from the sheer relief he feels
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dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
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Doc Ock when he saw Tom Holland’s Spider-Man instead of Tobey
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this vampire bucky with this werewolf steve
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The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.
Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize. So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.
But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.
So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.
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The sheer confidence of those 1850s American Puritan frontier churches who were like "We've done it, we've created the one true church. Only we are going to heaven."
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