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YOLO obviously

How could I possibly choose

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I hate this timeline

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on

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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

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Corporations have no place in health care.

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three days clean from TikTok. my brain feels so beautiful and wrinkly and good. life is beautiful again.

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i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

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When the music is loud AND bad

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2 of 3 companies I worked at shut down after I quit. The third is not doing great either. I think I gave them some kind of curse when I left lol

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction