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Picked myself up a little something today and I wanted to show it off 馃惡
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girl that makes you take a shot every time you forget to say thank you after she hits you
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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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why is there a ps1 horror asset in my fridge
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the first time i saw this meme i didnt know who bladee was so i thought it was just about bandwagoning in general and like. i still thought it was fucking awesome. like this would work on me
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oh how鈥檚 your bottom growth going? I鈥檓 a taste based learner btw
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A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer
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Albrecht Durer - Three Views of a Jousting Helmet, c.1.500
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