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so i’ve seen pictures of 3d printed piezoelectric violins & cellos
but, fool that i am, i never stopped to wonder what they sound like
it turns out they sound actually how you’d expect
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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
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THANK YOU
gay culture is being gay you dont have to take it further than that especially if you have terrible taste
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I'm a tour guide. I'll now be way more careful when people ask if they can « still come in » the museum I work at in early evening.
I know I’ve said this before but vampires
don’t show up on camera
can fly/scale walls
immune to bullets
can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
could probably hypnotize security guards as needed
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
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Relatable Pokemon Stickers made by Mara de Bruin
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Pissing off homophobic portraits at 12 Grimmauld Place has become a favorite pasttime for Remus and Sirius.
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an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist
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on haunting
noor hindi, fuck your lecture on craft, my people are dying // bastille, haunt // theodore roethke, straw for the fire: from the notebooks of theodore roethke // holly warbuton, spirit hold, part two // virgil, aeneid // catarine hancock, sometimes i fall asleep thinking about you // daniel ludwig // emily brontë, wuthering heights // valzhyna mort, a poem about white apples // john banville, the sea
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Z the rat (Zeïnab) (Ivoirienne, b. 1999)
How many faces can one upkeep?, 2021
Acrylic and pastels on paper
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