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I shared it as a link BUT HERE IT IS AS A VIDEO SO YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY

I paid so you don't have to! (worth every penny.)

Tim put his heart and soul into this and I wish I could give him the fattest hug. Please do what you will with this video! Make art and things 🥺🥺🥺

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Editing original post to include a transcription for anyone else with audio processing, as I noticed a few tags! Sorry guys should have stuck this in here from the jump but here it is now!

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The Luidaeg

October Daye series by Seanan McGuire

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Whumptober Day 9: "You're a Liar."

Gale: best night of sleep since Mystra Ros: up all night terrified that he was just lying to placate her and is still planning on blowing himself up

Uncensored on Patreon!

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He fell first, but she fell harder.

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The wizard is so down bad for this little sorceress.

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Dekarios family. Gale and my tav with their daughters. Morena and Clio.

He's a girl dad.

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““Justice Elena Kagan memorably castigated him for treating ‘judging as scorekeeping,’ whining about 'how unfair it is’ when he loses, and repeating the same bad arguments 'at a higher volume.’ Justice Sonia Sotomayor has repeatedly accused him of outright dishonesty by misrepresenting precedent and dangling false promises. In a fed-up dissent in just her first term, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson compared a Kavanaugh majority opinion to the children’s book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. [Samul] Alito’s rebuttal to Kavanaugh’s dissent in Sackett v. EPAconsisted of exactly one sentence: Kavanaugh’s argument, Alito wrote, 'cannot be taken seriously.’””

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Justices are ‘losing patience’: Brett Kavanaugh skewered as a 'lightweight’ in brutal analysis

Hold up.

This guy?

“The consequences will extend long past my nomination. The consequences will be with us for decades. This grotesque character assassination will dissuade confident and good people of all political persuasions from serving our country, and as we all know, in the political system of the early 2000s, what goes around comes around.”

This piece of shit?

The guy who spent his entire life as a right wing activist judge, who was part of the Brooks Brothers “riot”, snarled and barked and insulted the Senate Judiciary Committee during his farcical confirmation hearing, who lied repeatedly about his history of sexual assault, his gambling debts, and threatened to explicitly hurt people who he views as antagonistic to him … turns out to be an intellectual lightweight in the mold of Thomas? He doesn’t give a flying fuck about law or justice or precedent, he just wants to hurt people he doesn’t like under the color of law?

Wow. None of us saw that coming.

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On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

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Gooey’s gonna slam Theo down, big style

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Endless Bells Hells

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Holy Cow

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I made this in 5 minutes on 15 mg of melatonin. Enjoy