What is it like to be gutless and begging for help, only to then be jam-packed with foam, stitched up and made whole, and filled with the love & adoration of an entire community of people?
You would have to ask…. Her….
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Excerpts from our first meeting
Ranger: His Age is 10000 and his gender is pirate.
Rouge: Does the Mayor have a son?
DM: hol up
Rouge: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO KNOW IF HE MAY BE ATTENDING THE SCHOOL!
Bard: Jesus Christ ok, I thought you were gonna try and seduce him.
Warrior: Yeah I was worried about that…
DM: SEDUCE ALL THE THINGS!
Bard: I climb into the tree and play Wonderwall.
Rouge: I stab the spider with the Dagger of poison.
DM: roll damage.
Rouge: Nat 20.
DM: ………… i think you killed it…..
DM: LET ME BE DRAMATIC AND DESCRIBE A CREEPY SCENE GOSH DARNIT
Warrior: *in Scottish accent* NO LASSIE
Ranger: I shoot the thing in the mist.
DM: you kill one of the two healers who was sent to help you on your quest.
Ranger: Darn.
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heres one of those Aesthetic “Japanese Convenience Store At Night” pics
i bet if u wanted to, u could find like 5 other pics that look EXACTLY like this one
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I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
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light yagami…….didnt deserve a goth gf
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