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Haven't doodled this guy in a while

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Preacher is a fun show because the three main characters are a manic, bisexual Irish vampire with a heart of gold, a pretty lady who is as compassionate as she is mean, and a man who acts cool, suave, and sophisticated, yet still chooses to wear a black suit despite living in the middle of Texas with no AC.

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Eugene: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?

Hitler: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Eugene: ...Oh.

Hitler: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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[ID: A nine-page digital comic featuring Jimmy and Curly from Mouthwashing. They're out of uniform, wearing casual clothes. The comic is done in sepia tones, with the only colors being the blue of Curly's eyes and the green of Jimmy's speech bubbles. There are also four featureless people representing their other friends.

The group of friends are gathered while Jimmy sits away from them.

Friend 1: He doesn't like sweets.... Friend 2: So what should we do for a cake then? Jimmy, attempting to light a cigarette: Why don't we just make it out of his fuckin' whey protein powder? You know Curly just LOVES that chalky crap. Friends pause, staring at him, before getting excited: (all caps) That's a great idea, Jimmy!

Jimmy then chokes on his cigarette and looks around at them all, momentarily shocked.

Friends: That's so smart! It'll be SO funny! He'll LOVE that! Jimmy, holding his limp cigarette and smiling smugly: heheh. guess I am pretty clever.

There is then a montage of him baking the cake with the whey powder, including him absently dropping cigarette ash into the batter with an "oops". Then they all wait in the dark, party decorations up with a shadow cast under the room's door.

Friends: Shh!! He's coming! Jimmy: (all caps) Shut the fuck up!! Curly, opening the door: Hullo? Friends: SURPRISE!

Curly flinches and yelps before he takes in the scene and smiles. Jimmy is holding the warped cake and smiling and everyone is wearing party hats and laughing.

Friends: Happy birthday Curly!

Two of them go up to Curly, putting a hat on him and patting his back.

Friend: Hope you like the cake!

Curly goes to cut the cake with everyone watching. He is smiling, while Jimmy stands next to him, staring blankly. As soon as the knife hits, the cake collapses in a poof of powder with a long fart noise. Curly's eyes bulge and Jimmy's eyes widen before they both burst out laughing, Curly pushing the cake away as he leans over the table, wheezing, while Jimmy throws his head back to cackle.

Curly, looking up at him: (all caps) What kind of cake is this?! Jimmy, holding up an "ok" hand: Choco-caramel whey, budd-o.

Curly wheezes, tears in his eyes. He then passes out cake and speaks indistinctly before sitting down.

Curly, smiling at Jimmy: -- sounds pretty brilliant, yeah?

Jimmy looks at him sideways, anticipating, as Curly raises his fork to his mouth. He keeps leaning closer as a shadow forms over his face. Curly takes a bite, smiling. Pauses for a moment. And then releases a huge cloud of whey powder, at which Jimmy starts cackling again.

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every time i think about that cursed whey powder cake from curly's fondest memories, i just imagine a re-enactment of the cinnamon challenge but with whey protein powder.

so here's a NINE PAGE COMIC leading up to that <3

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"can't two men just be friends?" i mean they can but these ones sure ain't!

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WINGS OF FIRE IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

Went to see TF One for a second time (in a different cinema) and look what I managed to get:

TF ONE POPCORN BUCKET

And, since it is MegaSound Week, I had to doodle the husbands in the bucket full of popcorn afterwards, obviously :]

"Did you enjoy the movie, Soundwave?"

":]"

This thing is MASSIVE. I had popcorn FOR THREE DAYS 💀

Just to put an idea on how BIG this things is, my TFP Megatron figure is 20cm tall and it's SHORTER THAN THE BUCKET.

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Megop hours i guessssss

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[It's Just a Theory!]

Just a simple theoretical discussion ^v^

Wanted to see what he would sound like with MatPat's voice then got. just a tinyyy bit carried away..........

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They found a baby in the dumpster

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TW: Violence, blood

What if B-127 was a little more annoying, and talked a little bit too much?

Part 2 of the "Mute B-127 AU", where I torture our little boy because he didn't get enough attention in the movie :3

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something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

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TRANSFORMERS ONE (2024) • dir. Josh Cooley

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seasoned transformers fans waiting to explain 40 years worth of lore to a tf1 new fan who asks the name of a random bot standing in a crowd scene

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daisuke 🥺 my boy