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2022

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#I think a certain someone watched Mean Girls (2004) a lot

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Genshin twins.

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Oh okay so it's good then

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I have been laughing hysterically for 20 minutes because of this joke.

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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I love how Perry the Platypus has so many layers

If you don't watch the show you only see him as the dumb pet cover

If you watch the show a little you see him as this stoic and suave secret agent (which he is) but also:

As the show progresses and you pay attention he's just a rlly sappy guy who has pictures of his nemesis in his wallet, cries watching soap operas, would do anything and beyond for his nemesis (even embarrassing shit) , cares so much for his owners , is very petty and a show-off , mock his boss , has a terrible fashion sense , likes physical comedy , is a germaphobe , prefers tea over coffee , also has pictures of his owners with him , knows how to dance, has a complicated love/hate relationship with his nemesis, pays attention when Heinz tells a backstory and even remembers what his nemesis likes and give it as a gift to him, uses contact lenses so maybe he need glasses , he takes a while to let people into his life (a lone wolf), know how to DJ and play the guitar , can be a little clumsy sometimes , sleeps in the same bed with his owners, gets depressed when his nemesis replace him with another agent to the point of leaving his job , scans and save all of Phineas and Ferb's inventions , is a really good emotional support friend, is good with kids, doesn't like when people wake him up early from his nap and most of all he text like this:

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I already had by the time you answered mwahahaha /j

Get rickrolled /j - Beta, probably

go to sleep b4 i sic the xiao on u <333

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

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my favorite aesthetic has got to be casualwear and armor. like jeans and a chestplate or a tshirt and sweatpants and full plate gauntlets. that shit fucking rules.

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So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

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emerald trio: enigmas to all, but most especially amity blight

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They're roommates

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I do not approve of tomfoolery on my dash, everyone open a book and start reading