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PLAYABLE AUREA????

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ARIES WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

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unstoppable force, immovable object

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Probably through seals and Kakashi’s blood, maybe something like what happened in this MDZS fic “the golden cutsleeve” happens where Kakashi is on a mission to stop some rapists and in the process gets connected to the fleshlight

Could be good!obito au or not, either way obito somehow gets the fleshlight and he uses it

does he know it’s connected to kakashi at first? good!obito probably doesn’t but could go either way for canon!obito

Anyways no clue what happens next but there’s definitely sex

fuck it, I’ll be degen in public

Obito finds/gets his hands on a fleshlight that’s connected to kakashi

That’s it that’s the tweet

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fuck it, I’ll be degen in public

Obito finds/gets his hands on a fleshlight that’s connected to kakashi

That’s it that’s the tweet

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ENJOU/SANKA MY GUY

YOU'RE GREAT

I'LL STILL BULLY YOU BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT WAY TOO EASY

BUT I'LL SAY TO LET YOU GO NEXT TIME IF THERE'S A DIALOGUE OPTION FOR THAT

EVEN IF THE DIALOGUE IS CRINGE/MEAN

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Comic by HANA✿, translated by me with permission.

This reincarnation AU, the idea is that Madara already recovered his memories of the previous life a long time ago, so when he came across orphan Obito, he adopted him. But Obito just remembered the previous life now after this traumatic incident where he saved his friends Rin and Kakashi from an accident.

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"Ajaw, these men…are your reward."

"Greedy insects, tremble before the might of the Almight Dragonlord K'uhul Ajaw!"

i need themmmmmmmm

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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I was gonna draw all Kakashi's ninken but he has too many so I drew the only one I remember lol

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As someone who has been an Albert truther since 2020 I’m very happy with the decision to romanize/translate his name to ‘Albert Crossman’ actually

also didn’t know the first volume was releasing already lol I’ll stop by a bookstore and pick it up sometime soon

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Assuming the pattern holds, here is my prediction for in which patch each archon will run in

5.1 - Nahida

5.2 - Venti

5.3 - Mavuika

5.4 - Zhongli

5.5 - Furina

5.6 - Mavuika rerun

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This is really copium but maybe since according to 5.0 livestream we aren’t getting an archon quest in 5.2 maybe we’ll get an archon quest interlude and an associated event for Albedo like Perilous Trail and Xiao

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the natlan live symphony performance is so good ToT

Hoyo-Mix never misses

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I need genshin players to learn how to read bc I cannot reply to everyone thinking that getting capturing radiance means it’s a 45/55 chance of getting the rate up and not getting capturing radiance means you got the rate up

when you see it, it means you got the rate up not that you have a slightly higher chance of getting the rate up

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Original comic by Uncle Loki Goose is released under CC-BY which allows modification and redistribution with credit. I release this English translated version under the same license. :)

I apologize for how Tumblr distorts these images on desktop–they should look clear on mobile, or you can right click and view the images directly.

Translator’s note: “barrage” in Chinese internet slang is borrowed from video games to describe things like getting hit with lots of notifications in a busy chatroom. Basically Kakashi is overwhelmed by the cute. ^_^

Bonus image:

(This is a reference to a Chinese meme.)