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WHY DID ALEX HIRSCH HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS TWEET OF MINE OUT OF ALL OF THEM, LMFAO?!
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Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post
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There are no rhetorical questions, only answers people don't want to hear.
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What's the name of the electric tentacle thing Ford defeats in front of the family?
That's the Cycloptopus, and it's not electric. Ford's gloves are electric.
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Tomorrow I start my life after 36 (37?) years. Wish me luck.
Edit: disregard bed too comfortable
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Sometimes the easier of two options is the one that takes 2 hours longer because otherwise I will not take off my coat and I hate overheating.
Or... The shorter thing is more stressful because my brain doesn't want to do it and the whole 10 minute affair will actually feel much much longer than the two hour one.
And meanwhile people are like "you were just getting a glass of water". Yes, but did you see the spreadsheet I made of all the possible paths to get that glass of water and time/joy projections over a three year period? If I pass by the cat tree on a Thursday, there's a thirty percent chance of pets..." And there all "you forgot the glass of water, didn't you."
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- sung to the tune of the Dreidel song, this is something my friend once belted out randomly and I thought it'd be a nice addition to the "Draw Your Blorbos In A Car" meme.
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- sung to the tune of the Dreidel song, this is something my friend once belted out randomly and I thought it'd be a nice addition to the "Draw Your Blorbos In A Car" meme.
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Freedom is queer.
Made only with a typewriter and xerox machine.
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this is the Ford about to give hugs post
reblog to hug Ford like to give him headpats
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Fresh out of the box general artificial intelligence (ChatGPT). Without any specific training/coaching from me.
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Whoa.
I ask ChatGPT why Ford misses dimension 52. Its response: Ford Pines, also known as "Sixer Ford" or "The Other Ford" from the animated series Gravity Falls, misses Dimension 52 because it was his home dimension. He and his twin brother Stan were originally from Dimension 52, and Ford had a successful career as a scientist and researcher there before he discovered and was subsequently chased from his dimension by Bill Cipher. He fled to our dimension, and spent many years trying to find a way back to his home dimension.
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