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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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hufflepuff more like hufflePREP amirite

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IM SCREAMING

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Stephanie Meyer: Rosalie Hale killed her rapists one by one. Including her fiancée

Me now and at 13:

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Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

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How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh’s Starry Night as your own artwork…?

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i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

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What a year this week has been.

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other ancient tumblr culture things 

peasants 

greeting every new follower with a gif 

the anger over wonderballs being banned in the us 

i still see this every once in a while but adding “and then the fire nation attacked” to every post talking about how something used to be 

i see this everyone once in a while too but the “you tried” star 

nigel thornberry 

personifying social media (or making them dresses or whatever else) 

actually just personifying anything not even remotely human

and then shipping them

#coulsonisalive 

hatred of 12 year olds 

remember when everyone loved john green?

the “not as much of an asshole as you could have been” award

that post with every one of those girls late excuses

reblog as a link 

“3d” gifs 

when everyone loved robert pattinson for hating twilight 

“night blogging”

those horrifying barbie pictures where everyone would pretend not to notice the gore 

how shitty the video system was for so long

that post where mom dinosaur plays pretend w her son to distract him from the comet that killed the dinosaurs 

this is a genuinely good meme and we should bring it back: cosmo sex tips 

“i like your shoelaces” “thanks i got them from the president” 

repeating the same comment over and over just bolded and italicized differently 

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I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

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again, there IS a problem of straight actors playing all the gay roles, but the answer isn’t as easy as “straight people shouldn’t play gay people” because a) it’s acting and there’s nothing intrinsically physical about gayness and b) it’s bad to insist that actors make their sexuality public information

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