Anne. 30s. She/They. Queer. I've been called delightful and trying. First instinct: Cry.Masterlist
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Who jumps better than Diane Keaton?! NO ONE

Tomorrow: the ultimate competition
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It’s FINE. it’s just that all my brain’s radio stations are turned all the way up and I can’t hear ME anymore
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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy
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*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
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I'm pregnant and I don't give a fuck whos it is
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always remember, friend,
now go in peace
This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.
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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.
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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
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I think conclave (2024) fans should actually have tag privileges idk you could try “#real conclave” or maybe like “#conclave (nonfiction)” but the pope yaoi stays in #conclave
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