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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

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people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.

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do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

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I simply don’t wanna buy myself Christmas presents. And I will not beg to be cared about.

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A Yule log. It's a wonderful tradition. One log is chosen, and everyone in the house touches it and makes a Christmas wish.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS (1997) dir. Andrew Knight

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One time I posted about critical role on here and someone told me I was harming the bisexual community

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“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.” THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003)

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PLUTO'S CHRISTMAS TREE (1952) dir. Jack Hannah

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Barbara Stanwyck in Christmas in Connecticut (1945) dir. Peter Godfrey

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“Queer people need to get weirder-” you can’t handle like. A lesbian.