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MacKinnon saying what everyone was thinking

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Gabriel Landeskog

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↳ offseason 2019: 08.10.2019 (via gabe’s instagram story)

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“I’ll say it to their face but, this is like, on-camera like behind their backs like I”m just like, stabbin em.” 

josty “chirping” his teammates | sweet and sour: sam, grubi, and ej

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​08.06.19 || via gabe landeskog’s instagram story

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We were looking through files and this one was labeled Tyson_DontSnapchatThis but it was like two years ago and this is Tumblr so Happy Tyson Tuesday, everyone!

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tysonbarrie4: Keeping it classy with the fellas for my 28th!

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Horse boy gracing us with his equine antics.

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Gabriel Landeskog has a dildo suction cupped to his forehead.

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landeskog.92: Dinner w 29🔥..suck it Mikko

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└ “Gabe is praised by a lot of the ladies for his good looks, so we thought we’d name this one after Gabe, and he’s been doing awesome.” | 6.8.19

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↳ offseason 2019: “why name him after your captain?”

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Erik Johnson: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any animals except horses? Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked ‘cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like, riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Nathan MacKinnon: Elephants.

Erik Johnson: Blocked.

Gabe Landeskog: Camels.

Erik Johnson: Extra blocked.

Colin Wilson: Donkeys.

Erik Johnson: Ultra blocked.

Tyson Barrie: That Dick.

Erik Johnson: …followed

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Erik Johnson, Parker and Nick Holden

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Jamie Benn, moms favorite son.

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FUCK YAS