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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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Remus: You’ve been in the bathroom for an hour! Hurry it up, Princess!

Sirius: *pokes his head out of the bathroom, face mask on and a towel wrapped in his wet hair* That’s Mr. Princess to you.

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things that remus lupin thinks throughout the day

• what the fuck are they carrying?? is that what i think it is?? it better not be

• shakespeare was quite a strange man

• whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthef u c k

• why is peter in the lake??

(bonus: wHY IS SIRIUS PUSHING PETER IN THE LAKE)

• i fucking hate society

• holy shit. sirius is danny zuko

• how do you misspell mercury?? james needs to spend more time learning how to spell rather than staring at lily

• is… is lily staring at james??

• why is sirius looking at me ? do i have something on my face ? is that why he’s smiling ? fuck

• wow. i’m actually dying of boredom

• mOonY,, i nEeD Y0uR HelP

• god, sirius needs to not wear a shirt to sleep more often.

• wait, what

• a concept: chocolate covered bacon

• i find the iliad to be a load of fucking shit

• is it against the code of conduct to call a professor a fucking idiot ?

• why are they always so fucking loud

• people are trying to study in here, jackass

• how the hell is aphrodite a maiden goddess if she has children you dumb fucker

• i wonder what it’s like to be normal

• I SPILT MY FUCKING INK

• do my scars make me look weird ?

• SIRIUS IS LOOKING BACK, LOOK AWAY

• i fucking hate myself

• if i disappeared, would anyone notice ?

• have i always been this scrawny ?

• okay, so if the anti-goblin movement failed the first two times then what are the chances… why is james wearing a dress

• i’m starving

• sure, sirius, i’ll do your essay! jesus fuck. i literally couldn’t have been more obvious.

• why would the anti-goblin movement use their old strategy that failed them twice?? that’s fucking stupid- why is sirius wearing a dress?

• should i banter with sirius or confess my newfound (not to mention profound) love for him ? banter. always banter.

• should i make my handwriting neater so professor binns thinks it’s james’ or will james copy the essay that i wrote for him ? or will binns even notice- why the bloody fuck would i do a beauty contest with james and sirius & peter as the judge ?

• correction: why the bloody fuck am i going along with doing a beauty contest ??

• wHY DID I WIN??

• time to test out chocolate covered bacon

• oh thank god, sirius is sleeping without a shirt again

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the marauders managed to become animagi, create a magic map, prepare thousands of pranks, have a love life, be politically engaged AND stay on top of all of their classes?

HOW MUCH CAFFEINE DID THESE BOYS CONSUME

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Okay, so this is a petition for Netflix to make an all British (just like the Harry Potter films) TV show about the life of ‘The Marauder’s’ whilst at Hogwarts. I have signed and so have others, however, we need more in order for it to become known to directors, script writers and of course the legend herself, J.K. Rowling. If you would like this to become a thing, please sign the petition and share the link!

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An experiment:

Reblog if, at some point in your educational life, you have gotten in trouble for reading a book that ‘wasn’t assigned to you’ or reading ahead in a book you were given in class or reading under your desk

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harry on felix felicis is what james was like 24/7

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James: If I was the last person on earth, would you date me?

Lily: *sighs* James, if you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn’t exist.