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Well, I'm a great singer.

" I have no idea, and I don’t think I want to find out either. "

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Well, I feel like my head is going to explode and I can't feel my legs at all.

That’s a bit crazy, don’t you think?

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You think?

Seems legit.

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What do you think they are?

" —I’m not sure I want to know what those other talents are. "

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It's a possibility. 

You walked from Arizona? 

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I'm a man of many talents and having legs of steel happens to be one of them.

" I wasn’t—— I was underestimating the power of your legs. "

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Don't underestimate the power of alcohol.

" —Because that’s totally plausible, right? "

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i have no school for a week holla at me

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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got back here on foot.

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omg hey guys! I'm elisa and omg i just wanted to say you're all perfect like ily and I can't be online rn bc it's really late but like we should totally plot, like message me or something, i'm literally up for anything tbh