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“they’re just two fictional characters.” ma’am— that’s my emotional support otp…

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Yo i’ll never get over the fact that every single character in the Hunger Games manipulated Katniss and Peeta at some point to get their way. They seriously trusted each other more than anyone one else.

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one of the funniest parts of catching fire is haymitch’s gaslighting skills.

before the reading of the card, katniss is like let’s start an uprising and he just laughs at her as if he’s not one of the founding members of the rebellion

catching fire, 127-8

“I want to start an uprising,” I say.

Haymitch just laughs. It’s not even a mean laugh, which is more troubling. It shows he can’t even take me seriously. “Well, I want a drink. You let me know how that works for you, though,” he says.

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“Haymitch.” I can hear the pleading creeping into my voice.

“Katniss.” He mimics my tone. “It won’t work.”

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gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 💅🏻💅🏻

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For you Everlark shippers. Never said where "I tell him Real" happened so... in my mind it happens in Katniss's beloved woods.

(you can make yours HERE no it's not my picrew)

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seeing art of Kon with piercings makes me imagine Tim trying to create a kryptonite piercing gun of sorts. I know that is probably not how it happened but it would be so fucking funny.

Bruce sees this and thinks Tim is trying to create a device as a contingency, but he doesn't want to tell his son that he already has several contingencies and ruin his fun, so he lets him be.

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your careers are temporary. archive of our own is forever

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What if Katniss knew how Peeta sees himself?(about Peeta’s self esteem issues)

I think it would really shock Katniss. Katniss thinks of Peeta, at least in the first two books, as this perfect moral, self asured, stable person and I think if she found out about his generally low self esteem she would be surprised by that. But I don’t think it would be as big of a shock to her post war if she found out. At that point she still thinks her Peeta is perfect but she understands he has flaws. I think if she found out she would do everything she could to get him to see himself the was she sees him.

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There's something supremely funny about how pple characterize Tim and Damian as loners w/ little social interaction when they're also the only Robin's to have named friends out of uniform. Legit all of Jason & Dick's friends are intrinsically entwined with their vigilante work meanwhile Tim was running d&d campaigns & Damian is over here reluctantly joining the gotham equivalent of the scoobydoo gang.

Tim's literal boyfriend is someone who he canonically knew in high school on a purely civilian level.

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Golden trio being dumb teens

designs inspired by @toorumlk she has made a respectable shipper out of me.

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back to my roots…

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I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

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ic: @batfam-stuff-posts-0

based on this post :))

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"You mustn't tell lies. So when you say "I love you" it must be true."

Sometimes, Ginny just wants to make things clear. There's weird rumours about Harry Potter love life.

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harry leading a peaceful (and adventurous) life

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“come along, ginny, dear!”

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casual things hinny did before they started dating:

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nothing. harry risked his life to save ginny in the chamber of secrets at the ripe age of 12.