benranrek37
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"And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual."
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shhhh not so loud, the house sprites will hear you and hide my glasses again
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trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass
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I'm crying look at this baby book about chickens I found at the thrift store
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Costume by アリスガワアリス@ArisugawaAlice
Photography by Haseo
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Soooo untrue, worstie <3 *draws my blade as my life bar appears on the bottom of your vision*
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Kate MccGwire, Secrete (mixed media with magpie feathers)
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I’m too fine to not be between someone’s daughters legs
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God works in mysterious ways TO YOU. I get it though
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stop calling me a bad person just because im orchestrating your downfall 🙄
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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.
SIR, PLEASE,
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Idk why I found this tweet so funny yet so true
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