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just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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sirius’s initials are ‘sob’ for a reason

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the gentlemen you meet on tinder

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somebody write this on my tombstone

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U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

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When your best friend tells you they’re talking back to their ex…

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Until a certain age, puppies have to spoon each other while sleeping in order to maximize body temperature and cuteness factor. 

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A tiny snake

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I like a guy with a big duck, duck so big I can ride it round the pond

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How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds

ive been doing it wrong all these years

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People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of people

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this is so important 

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logging off of tumblr at night.