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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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you have to outlive donald trump

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everyone say “i love you practical effects.” via alexgv_ee on Instagram (by the time my queue posts this, the TikTok ban will have likely happened)

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The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

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really annoying form of tiktok user brain rot is that none of them seem capable of doing basic research for themselves anymore. like i'm on so many different subreddits and constantly people come in typing in a way that clearly marks them as young (as in under 30, not even like teenagers) and stupid, and they'll post a question, and someone will give them an answer, and they'll ask that person to elaborate on something that can be easily accessed through google. like as a hypothetical example, someone will say "what seasoning goes well on chicken breast?" and someone will say "penzeys fox point" and the person will come back and say "what's in it? what does that taste like? how do i use it" well i don't fucking know kayleigh, why not google? why not take your little pointer finger and highlight the words "penzeys fox point" and right-click and choose "search google for 'penzeys fox point'" and the answer will be RIGHT. THERE. but if you don't hold people's hands all the way through every dumb ass question imaginable suddenly YOU'RE the asshole. god i never thought i'd be nostalgic for the era of "let me google that for you" links being the norm but holy shit. NOBODY WANTS TO GET OFF THEIR ASS AND GOOGLE ANYMORE.

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is this ok

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You may define "fast food" however you like

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(2) How did you do on the SAT? Use your highest score

400-600

610-800

810-1000

1010-1100

1110-1200

1210-1300

1310-1400

1410-1500

1510-1600

My SAT wasn't on the 1600 scale

I didn't take the SAT

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.