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"snakes dont have personalities!" Leliana, after 11 years of life: "OMG water is wet??" Watch until the end 😂

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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society

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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

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Ok Americans (sorry if you're not, I'll put a results button) I submitted that Bill Smiley poll from a few weeks (?) ago. And saw a worrying amount of people saying "Without state lines I have no idea!"

(Btw, thanks for all your hard work mod H!!)

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📸 eroscestlavie on Instagram

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Arguments about what's canon and what's not in SW fandom are kinda pointless, I know for a fact that every fan has their personal frankensteined version of canon based on what's best for their own blorbos. I love picking up a random licensed book to sneer at half of its ideas and then steal the rest. Some shows and books and comics and whole movies are simply not incorporated into my belief system. That's how we roll

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Happy birthday, Loretta Swit, M*A*S*H Major Margaret Houlihan!

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Having to pee into a cup when you have a vagina is so fucking annoying. It's like, where is the pee going to come out this time? And you're always wrong

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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The neurodivergent urge to do this