benjamminandthemarmalades

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hey baby... that health insurance executive assassination has me thinking about how I threw away my shot with you. I know you feel that I gave you subpar treatment, and I'm not trying to deny those claims. still... is there any chance we could be re-United?

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theres a shocking amount of years between 2019 and 2024

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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

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Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

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who would be the funniest celebrity to actually crucify like on a cross

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my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

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For the love of god stop

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It is now Sea Slug Saturday.

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eye test for you