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been playing evil mariokart

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Name: Jackhammer Yoshi

Debut: Yoshi's New Island

Look at this thing. It's laughable. And I love to laugh! Hee hee hoo!

Yoshi's New Island is a funny game of all time. That island was new eleven years ago at the time of writing. It's a return to the sensibilities of the beloved SNES original, with exciting new twists! What kind of exciting new twists?

⬆️that

Yoshi's transformations are so funny. Did you remember Yoshi could transform, before seeing this post? I've played the dickens out of Yoshi games and I always forget! It's in all the main games, and it is, in fact, fun, but it always feels so unimportant. What are you going to do? Make Yoshi turn into a car for his dash attack in Smash? I repeat. Laughable! Hee! And hoo!

I haven't played New Island, though. Not a single dicken of it, and I don't really plan to. Much more funny to think about than it would be to play. And especially funny is Jackhammer Yoshi! This isn't even a vehicle! This is just a tool! Did someone think a jackhammer was a tool because of how they make people move around in cartoons? At that point just make it Pogo Stick Yoshi. That would probably be more fun, and work better with the forced gyro controls, actually!

It doesn't even look like a jackhammer without the handles. This is like a screwdriver. Yoshi transforms into this to put together a bench.

Sorry, infant! I must leave you unattended so I can turn into This

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Something flipped in me and now I can’t get enough of shitty tenor gifs

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did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

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Man, I really want to buy the XY Quiz Books, but it's always cool getting a proper look at just how TALL AZ is. Serena is barely past his knee! The kids look like dolls next to him!

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Nintendogs Golden Retriever + Ants

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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Ive brought shame to the burger nation, I've burnt the patties

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Just found a Youtube Channel

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im sohappy i fopund the original vieo holy shit