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keep liking my posts and we gonna end up in a mossy forest picking out cool rocks together

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reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

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Hey sorry in advance if it has been asked before but why do show cats have these funny names? Is there a show cat naming law, why havent i seen a cat named mr poop fartington yet

Show cat names have to be entirely unique so breeders have to get creative, usually they want to represent themselves within the name (I don’t think this is a requirement, though? Just standard practice?) which helps a little bit, so you can have Manxzana’s Kiwi and Tailless Beau-T’s Kiwi for example.

Sometimes you’ll have a cat with two cattery names because they’ll be produced by one then sold to another or they’ll be born to a queen of one cattery and the stud will have belonged to another, etc. So in this case you might have Tailless Beau-T’s Kiwi of Manxzana for example.

I don’t know the exact details on the restrictions surrounding registered name requirements beside having to be unique, it does seem to be fairly lenient in subject matter. There’s a champion Persian named Cocaine Cake, I can’t remember out of what cattery though.

There’s presumably a character limit, you probably wouldn’t get away with naming your cat the entire bee movie script for example…

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They have something like 20 alive greys at area 51 and they have already gotten all they can from from them so they just make the the poor lil fellas fight. Im talking bare knuckle weak little noodle arms slamming into those huge noggins. Really sick and twisted stuff.

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i hate how being an adult is just arbitrarily agreeing to social events that you would never ordinarily participate in for the sake of other people's peace of mind

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Me posting on tumblr:

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shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

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sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

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does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me