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Walks into the bedroom wearing a one man band suit with disco balls and lights attached: “Hey babe, I found your https://www.tumblr.com blog and it said you were into overstimulation”
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Spooky season is closer than you think.
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This worked out a little too perfectly. @nerdie-faerie
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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im never annoying and you’re always delighted to see me on the dash
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chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me
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public libraries are so crazy man. like you’re telling me I can read this book for free
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I have a job interview on Thursday!
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people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
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a mutual is a sort of virtual pet that lives in ur phone
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at least life wants to fuck me
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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds
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