There is a difference between who I am and what I show.
(via head-circus)
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baby meeting cat for the first time
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me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now
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Family: “Come sit by the pool with us.”
Me:
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Introducing John
Sherlock tries several different ways of introducing John to other people.
To Sergeant Sally Donovan: “Colleague of mine, Dr Watson.” – Not successful, Sally just snorts at the thought of Sherlock having a colleague.
To Sebastian Wilkes: “This is my friend, John Watson.” – Not successful either, Sebastian just meets him with disbelief.
This way works though:
That’s all you have to know about John.
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Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana
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skin care is so much more important than boys
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This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere.
Schmidt (via thelonelybrilliance)
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