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masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me
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Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as you).
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reasons i can relate to a raccoon:
dark circles around eyes
small & chubby
lives in the trash and eats garbage
cute but will fight you
stays up all night
washes hands a lot
communicates solely through weird noises and screams
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I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality
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