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In the morning, I’ll be fine

In the morning, I’ll be right

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Loved this vintage shoot I had in New York with @kaitlynmikayla! Video on the channel! (link in bio) Styled by @hillpeoplevintage Hair by @hairbygoldy Make up by @michellemeowz Video by @eunibugg

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alcxanders.

i t was routine. everyday, after alex’s lunch break, he would walk aristotle around the studio. “ hey, aris, come back here! ” he yelled, chasing after his dog that was currently jumping excitedly around the studio. he finally caught up to him and scooped him into his arms, reprimanding him, “ aris! omigosh, i am so sorry. he’s usually so well behaved. listen, buddy, i know you hate leashes but if you’re going to act like this then we’re gonna have a PROBLEM, you understand? again, i’m really sorry about bothering you. ”

"Oh my gosh," Hen whispered delightedly to the dog that was suddenly at their ankles, kneeling down to try stop it from running any further into the studios and into trouble. “Hi! Look at you!” they beamed, mumbling vague nonsense to the dog until his owner appeared with an apology. “Really, don’t worry. I wish I had more dogs running into me. It’d make everything so much more interesting. What’d you say his name was? Aris?”

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rileyxhale.

“This is a duck education night apparently and I’ll I’m seeing in my head is the Disney Might Ducks movie in his head about ducks staying together.” The conversation was directed half at his counterpart in this duck hunt and to the viewers that he hadn’t lost yet on Facebook. He’d be questioning the sanity of this if the positions were reversed. He laughed, “Oh no, don’t look at me, I’m just here to watch you do the sneaky business. I fail with society and trust mother internet and Mythbusters for the answer. This is purely my own entertainment value.” His tone has a teasing air to it. “There’s a reason why there’s an unlimited data plan. If you weren’t supposed to waste it on duck hunts in the middle of the night, then what else do you use it for? Which is also leading us down a whole new topic for discussion.”

Hen came to a stop about thirty feet away from what appeared to be a gathering of ducks at the edge of a pond. It was difficult to tell in the dark. “This is better than Disney. This one is actually about real, actual ducks. Local ducks. Ducks with a story to tell,” they said, absently, talking to fill the space as they thought, hands on their hips. “I don’t know about you, but I use mine on Netflix and slither.io. Hold on, do we actually need a single duck?” they questioned, turning to look back at him abruptly. “Wouldn’t it work better if we somehow made them all quack at the same time? I mean, there’d be more sound to echo.” they mused. “We could just - I don’t know. Run at them? It’s two in the morning. Does harassing ducks count as being a nuisance to the public?”

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oooook so i’m gonna be like. only partially here for the next few days bc my final exhibition opening night is on FRIDAY (!!) so i’m super busy at college preparing stuff for that and scrubbing floors/painting walls/etc + i’m tired as heck ok but if anybody wants to plot with hen or aubrey hmu!! i’ll be here vaguely if not 100% actively xox

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rileyxhale.

“Hey, now, ducks make for a very riveting conversation. What else do you talk about when it’s this early in the morning?” The conversation had been dictated by the Snapple cap, to begin with, and this could have easily been about anything. Plus, the smart people, were actually sound asleep not up discussing ducks. “My apologies and I stand correct. They are absolutely lovely.” Even if this was on a live stream being watched by hundreds of people, he still meant his apology for the incorrect use and assuming of identity. He was a supporter of everyone being themselves and he didn’t care if someone wanted to be a purple dinosaur, he respected that. Seeing the glimmer in the eye of determination, he wasn’t going to not follow through. “Don’t worry, I paid my phone bill this month I think it’ll manage to keep a connection on out stroll to the park to catch a duck.” He stood up from the chair he was occupying and the stream still continued and he narrated. “We are now going to the local park where I’ve been promised this scientific experiment to find out if the Snapple fact was real or not. Mother internet say its true.”

"Well, Mother Internet is gonna get questioned like every other parent." Hen decided brightly, shooting Riley an OK sign at his correction as they led him toward the fire escape. Nice save. “Alright, it’s not far. Honestly, I don’t know when ducks sleep so we might - ah, here we go.” they continued, tapping away on their phone as they walked; screen bright in the dark. “Apparently they sleep in groups? With - oh, jeez. Okay, okay, so they also sleep with one eye open so that nothing like, attacks them or anything. We’re gonna have to sneak. How sneaky are you feeling?” they asked, glancing up at Riley (and by extension the hundreds of spectators). “Are you prepared to waste your phone bill on not getting any ducks?”

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rileyxhale:

Before he got another word in edgewise though, it was a familiar voice from on set that questioned the validity of his “real” Snapple fact. His own amusement, he said nothing, instead of leaving his hand holding onto the phone and danced towards the impassionated special effects technician as she went on about ducks. Yes, ducks, two in the morning, this was a riviting conversation. After she was done he turned the phone so he could be there on the screen, “And that ladies and germs who are still watching was the oh so lovely Helena, she makes everything on the episodes of Criminal Minds looks really cool! I’ve just discovered though that she is a duck connoisseur and has promised to go find me a duck.” He turned the phone back towards her, that yes, showed the active Facebook live stream and that number in the hundreds of viewers at the moment in the upper corner. “Say Hello,” He waved at her with a Cheshire cat grin on his features. “You got me kind of excited now about going to find a duck. I expect this now.“

The expression on Hen's face as they realised Riley was filming cycled through confusion, surprise and mild embarrassment, then they laughed. “This many people are listening to you chat about ducks? Okay, okay, hi!” they grinned, waving at the camera with one hand. “Hey, yeah, I have a couple of opinions on ducks. Also it’s they, please.” they corrected mildly, then clapped their hands together before standing up, setting their notebook aside. Forget planning. Someone was asking them to honest-to-god catch a bird. "You got it.There's a park a couple blocks over." they announced, a glint of determination in their eyes now as they slung their jacket over their shoulders. “Is your connection gonna last outdoors? Because I can totally convince a duck to follow me if you want to check this out.”

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rileyxhale.

“It’s two in the morning if you’re watching this I’m seriously questioning your life choices. Sleep versus watching me and my philosophical musings. Turn this off and go to bed.“,He laughed while holding onto his phone and the recording of Facebook live that was on. “There’s still a ton of people watching and I’m sorry ahead of time for this. But there are things that you discover when you’re on set that have to be shared with the world.” He reached off the screen and brought a drink cap into the frame, “One of the production assistants brought me this,  real Snapple Fact 36: A Duck’s Quack Does Not Echo.” He gave a face on the screen like really. “I want to know who grows up deciding they’re going to actually make a scientific experiment about ducks quacking? What kind of job title do you have? A Quacker? A Duck Quacker Studier? Things you should be concerned with obviously.”

"What do you mean they don't echo?" Hen questioned from the other side of the room, zoning right in on the guy’s conversation at the mention of Snapple Facts. Late nights in the studio usually meant one of two things - they’d lost track of the hours, or the amount of time they spent messing around on a day to day basis had caught up with them and now they were suffering for it. In this case, they had their planning notebook balanced across their knees and were four coffees into frantically writing out green screen timings against scene changes. “You aren’t seriously telling me that out of like, all the living things on the whole planet ducks are the ones who wound up with the magic voices.” they argued, completely unaware that Riley was on camera. “Listen. I’ll find you a duck. I trust Snapple to the ends of the earth but that can’t be true.”

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# (nathan meyer!)

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: ≧◉◡◉≦ (emoji varies every week or so)

their picture:

ringtone: let’s hear it for the boy - deniece williams (hen’s like ‘nate i cant find my phone : )’ & makes him ring it knowing full well where they hid it just to annoy him)

last text: 

hen: Cats eating ur cereal again u might wanna get on that

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salted caramel, birthday cake

salted caramel / favourite movies:

“oh, man. big question. if we’re going on which ones i’ve watched the most, then the goonies, super 8 and pacific rim!”

birthday cake / favourite books:

“harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban, obviously. probably skellig too? not gonna lie, i cried a bit - fine, a lot.”

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ice cream asks

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

french vanilla: how old are you?

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?

bubblegum: books or movies?

pistachio: manga or anime?

salted caramel: favorite movies?

birthday cake: favorite books?

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

black cherry: four words that describe you?

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

dark chocolate: turn ons?

fudge: turn offs?

peach: how do you relax?

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

superman: do you like sweaters?

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

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# (logan)

your muse’s name in mine’s phone: ☀ logan ☀

your muse’s picture: 

ringtone: year 3000 - busted

last text: 

hen: You know sometimes i read back our messages and realise 

hen: We REALLY need to start urbandictionarying things before we say them

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cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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SEND A  ▲ AND I WILL GENERATE A NUMBER FOR WHAT MY MUSE SAYS TO YOURS.

numbers: ( 1 - 226 ) link to generator: here content: miscellaneous movie quotes, does contain some adult content.

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send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

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ok ok ok so i just got back from repainting our frankly disgusting exhibition space and i feel like lady macbeth but with bug corpses so im just gonna reblog a bunch of memes v quickly, try pay for my accommodation again then send a bunch of asks! brb