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You gotta choke her in a romantic way.

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Fantastic hammer but niffler isn’t worthy

Drew sth strange again, about how to capture a niffler 

It’s gonna be crazy about Asgard lol

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Buckycap being a shithead

Bonus;

Fuck you, Barnes, he could still backflip offa shit if he wanted to >8C

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UMMMM ARE Y'ALL AWARE THAT VADER’S “BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE ON YOUR ASPIRATIONS” IS A *DOUBLE* PUN

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Actual light of my life, Queenie Goldstein.

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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

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@johnpaulbrammer is a national treasure and must be protected

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Reblog if you’re a big gay disaster

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Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

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Apparently Marvel has partnered with Coca-Cola to make some Christmas-y videos featuring some of the Avengers’ firesides (…as to why, your guess is as good as mine).

So far we have Iron Man’s Manhattan Apartment, Thor’s Asgard Home, Ms. Marvel’s New Jersey Home and Captain America’s Brooklyn Apartment.

Here’s a screenshot of Steve’s apartment according to the video

How adorable is that he keeps pictures of Peggy, Bucky and his mom (? I guess) by the fireplace in his apartment ;o;

Steve, you big softie ♥

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“Happy Holidays” seems to offend more Christians than “Merry Christmas” ever offended non-Christians.

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Watch: Leslie Jones gave a touching tribute to Whoopi Goldberg about why representation matters

Gifs: The View

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You perfect being