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I love that dylan didn’t even really know what the fuck was going on he just saw helly blocking the door surrounded by the marching band and was ready immediately to lock in with the vending machine like that’s a true comrade

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TRAMELL TILLMAN as SETH MILCHICK in Severance (season two).

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vivian wilson, el*n m*sk’s trans daughter, is actually the funniest fucking person on the planet, I’m obsessed with her

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

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me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

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u wanna hit me with a stun gun soo baad u want to listen to my pathetic voice tremble and whimper and watch my eyes fill with panic as you press the zappy end of a taser into my tummy ><

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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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I would abuse the fuck out of a text message alert system... ⚠️ just ate chips 😆 ⚠️

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ugh i hate married couples

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Pair of ‘Ginkgo’ Chairs by Claude Lalanne, 1999

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why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

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i just do not seriously believe that you have a vested and politically sound interest in preventing sexual violence if your solution in any way relies on a criminal justice system so rife with sexual abuse that every usamerican over the age of 5 has heard and/or told a "don't drop the soap" joke

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yeah the bone arm scene is sex yeah the lyctoral process is marrige vows yeah Gideon kissed Harrow on the forehead in the pool etc etc. we as a society need to pay more attention to the cumshot in HtN chapter 4

"blood sprayed promiscuously against your face" "a hot, salty thickness against your lips" "the world rocked" "your meat was left bare and vulnerable" "a hot, shameless gush of it" "your nerves screaming and shaking" like. OKAY

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N. C. Wyeth (American, 1882-1945), River of Sleep, 1937-38

Oil on hardboard, 34¼ x 26¾