beingatoaster
If life gives you toasters, make toast!
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LG/Lyse/birdzilla/Toaster/whatever else you care to call me. I'm in my late thirties, hail from the southeastern United States, and like to think I can write. My life is writing/DnD/Tumblr. This should not be mistaken for a well-organized blog.(Sideblogs: original writing @toasterwords; Genshin Impact @dandelion-wings; Flight Rising @needlenubbins.)
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beingatoaster · 6 minutes ago
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Hopefully the agonies have abated by now, but if you're still taking questions I'd be curious to know; favourite plesiostene (God knows if I spelled that right) megafauna? Hard mode; can't be from Eurasia.
Changes every so often but I am endlessly charmed by the literally everything that was happening in Australia. Especially the giant Kangaroo Macropus titan and Procoptydon goliath, the short-faced kangaroo,
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look at his fucked up little feetsies :)
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beingatoaster · 32 minutes ago
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i gotta remember this
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beingatoaster · 56 minutes ago
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By all-mer teach your apprentices better
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beingatoaster · 1 hour ago
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Kobolds can discern whether or not a rock is a geode by smell.
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beingatoaster · 1 hour ago
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just learned about something incredibly wonderful
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beingatoaster · 2 hours ago
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Art Fight revenge to TurquoiseThorns Work from 12 July
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beingatoaster · 2 hours ago
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Morrowind: Galbedir's Soul Gems
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beingatoaster · 3 hours ago
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I just learned that Ichigo gets paid and the Shinigami didnt bother to even tell him.
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beingatoaster · 3 hours ago
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Hello! I've been very busy lately but I managed to make a minecraft cow using blockbench. Who knows, I might turn it into a mod!
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beingatoaster · 3 hours ago
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beingatoaster · 4 hours ago
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I can't stop thinking about shirtless hot butches... They come to me like divine intervention...
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beingatoaster · 4 hours ago
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Lesser Ury, Nollendorf Platz, 1922
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beingatoaster · 5 hours ago
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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
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beingatoaster · 5 hours ago
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beingatoaster · 5 hours ago
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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
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beingatoaster · 6 hours ago
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I think it's cute how so many art movements are simply called "new art" to differentiate "not like the old stuff". Contemporary dance. New wave fashion. Pop (literally popular) music. Art Nouveau. Modernism. Postmodernism. Even terms starting with neo- (neo-classicism, neo-expressionism) all are just saying NEW ART. And yet all of these things are now distinctive styles of the past. It's kind of beautiful how humanity never stops outgrowing itself. Art is a state of matter that refuses to sit still, old as soon as it is new, original upon its thousandth performance, new forever so long as there is someone who has not yet seen it, and old the second the artist picks up their instrument again.
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beingatoaster · 6 hours ago
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Ships at dawn, by William Adolphus Knell (1801-1875)
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