beingatoaster
beingatoaster
If life gives you toasters, make toast!
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LG/Lyse/birdzilla/Toaster/whatever else you care to call me. I'm in my late thirties, hail from the southeastern United States, and like to think I can write. My life is writing/DnD/Tumblr. This should not be mistaken for a well-organized blog.(Sideblogs: original writing @toasterwords; Genshin Impact @dandelion-wings; Flight Rising @needlenubbins.)
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beingatoaster · 12 minutes ago
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i love my this. the charactr
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charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.
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DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER
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[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong
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character i love youso badly.
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^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)
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beingatoaster · 36 minutes ago
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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's
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beingatoaster · 60 minutes ago
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Why he lick me
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beingatoaster · 1 hour ago
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...might've discovered a new genre to lose my mind about, hold please
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beingatoaster · 2 hours ago
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beingatoaster · 2 hours ago
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Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.
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beingatoaster · 6 hours ago
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asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'
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beingatoaster · 7 hours ago
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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beingatoaster · 7 hours ago
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I’m sure you’ll all be happy to hear that Hideo Kojima is living his best life after leaving Konami. Not only did he get to frolic around with Mads Mikkelsen, he also got himself a sub. You think I jest but...
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Translation: Refn is a kinkster who use his movies to express his kinks. He knows Kojima is a kinkster too who also puts his kinks in his games and that he’s going to use Refn for something that turns Kojima on, and Refn thinks that’s hot. Their’s is a relationship you probably shouldn’t dig too much into.
+ Bonus: confused and scared Kojima fanboys
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beingatoaster · 8 hours ago
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By 爱鼓捣的形志磊xing zhilei
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beingatoaster · 8 hours ago
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Notes on Torturing The Character In The Science Facility
my takes on this trope rarely if ever have anything to do with the character being "special" or being studied for powers they innately have, if they are special its something that was done to them
it's about the medical trauma
it's about the violation and lack of bodily autonomy
the "living weapon" trope, but the key characteristic is catastrophic functionality
i love, love, love the concept of "catastrophic functionality" in a person: character that can tank ludicrous amounts of damage and just Keep Going in virtually all circumstances barring outright dismemberment. They can keep going, so do they "deserve" rest and/or pain relief?
after a lifetime of having their distress treated as whiny and unreasonable, they have what would be a dangerously high tolerance to pain and exhaustion.
another key function of the Science Facility is to fix the damage Character takes, maybe using enhanced healing technologies or 3D printed organs or something. this leads to Character's body being treated as relatively disposable cause "we can just fix them"
extreme version of this: Character can't die even if they wanted to
people who work with Character are informed that they're dangerous and arbitrarily violent, and their fear of Character makes it easier to justify restricting autonomy
It is TRUE, cause Character does not have tools to set boundaries or protect their body other than violence. vicious cycle of being perceived as dangerous and therefore denied autonomy, and being forced to use violence to defend autonomy
the restraints used to hold Character look like major overkill, which underscores how dangerous they are. LOVE this trope
character being desexualized to the point that their non-consent to touch, to being stripped down and examined, or to procedures is trivialized. There is no non-clinical context for their body, and the "clinical" framework eclipses any possibility for bodily violation to be understood as violent.
types of uncanniness: Character looks human but has some subtle inhuman traits or characteristics. (I'm obsessed with reflective eye shine, personally.) OR Character looks like they've been taken apart and put back together, like flesh pulled over a much more unforgiving and indestructible metal scaffold. OR Character gives off "undead" vibes; they're just not quite alive in a way that sets off air raid sirens in people's brains
Often, Character is dead and Came Back Wrong (varying levels of literalness)
anyways yeah. i never stopped writing this trope and probably never will. it's a good one
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beingatoaster · 9 hours ago
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Some Io and Zora sketches because they've been on my mind all week. B put it better
normal caster using alter self: physical changes to the body artificer casting alter self: that's just a strap-on
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beingatoaster · 9 hours ago
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There is so much amazing about this. It's an archeological museum in 530 BCE or so. Also, the exhibits are labeled in three languages. Also they apparently had replicas on display for some things, much like modern museums do.
Humanity has not really changed that much, and some of the ways in which we haven't changed are really good.
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beingatoaster · 9 hours ago
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even putting aside theyfabs origins as a derogatory 4chan term, the modern popular usage has made it clear that it's used to mean "person with a vagina who disagrees with me" so congratulations youve reinvented "dumb bitch"
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beingatoaster · 10 hours ago
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On conservation and survival
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beingatoaster · 10 hours ago
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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water
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beingatoaster · 11 hours ago
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[Fire Emblem: Through Blade and Flame] A comic about Eliwood and my tactician OC Mana's story (1/?)
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