beingatoaster
beingatoaster
If life gives you toasters, make toast!
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LG/Lyse/birdzilla/Toaster/whatever else you care to call me. I'm in my late thirties, hail from the southeastern United States, and like to think I can write. My life is writing/DnD/Tumblr. This should not be mistaken for a well-organized blog.(Sideblogs: original writing @toasterwords; Genshin Impact @dandelion-wings; Flight Rising @needlenubbins.)
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beingatoaster · 3 hours ago
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https://www.tumblr.com/verdantelf/776149090879913984/i-am-bitter-people-are-understandably-upset-at-my?source=share
didn't know if you'd seen this new post about it lol
i am passionate about arguing against "vegan" leather (WHICH IS PLASTIC) however i calmly accept that this is very annoying to most people. considering the number of notes that first poll situation got i suspect many, many other people are also annoying about the subject.
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beingatoaster · 4 hours ago
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The 2025 Fan Crafts Bazaar is now open!
We don't allow physical fanworks in the main auction for a variety of reasons, so to accommodate these we started the FTH Fan Crafts Bazaar.
This year the Bazaar is a record size, with 28 crafters offering a wide variety of crafts in dozens of fandoms (and plenty who will create for any fandom you like).
Every crafter has set up their own stall with their own policies - some are offering custom-made creations while some are ready to ship; some are holding their own auctions while some items have a set price. So be sure to read the details carefully!
The Bazaar will stay open until March 10, so if you don't win the auctions you have your eye on in the main event, head back over there to find other places to direct your donations toward! (But some may be ending their auctions earlier than the 10th, while others may run out of ready-made stock before then, so check those details.)
We'll also continue to add stalls as they come in over the next couple of days, so be sure to check again in a few days to see what's been added - and if you're a crafter who hasn't had a chance to sign up, you still can!
Click here for the 2025 FTH Fan Crafts Bazaar!
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beingatoaster · 4 hours ago
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if i can convince americans to value our federally funded biomedical research as the crown jewel that it is & start defending that with the rabid fervor it deserves, i will be satisfied.
this is your birthright, your inheritance, and your legacy. this work was done in your name, with your money, for you. this federally funded work underlies nearly every great biomedical breakthrough that has saved lives & improved care, including in ways that most of us are not even aware of. it is yours, it has always been yours. i wish you were as joyful & proud & possessive of it as you deserve to be.
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beingatoaster · 4 hours ago
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The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing
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beingatoaster · 4 hours ago
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beingatoaster · 5 hours ago
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beingatoaster · 5 hours ago
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foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing
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beingatoaster · 6 hours ago
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beingatoaster · 6 hours ago
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i love using this website as god intended: barely post anything yourself, reblog everything
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beingatoaster · 7 hours ago
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the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature
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beingatoaster · 7 hours ago
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Overheard on our walk, spoken loudly into her phone by a woman I’d guess is somewhere in her 70’s:
“Well, Beth, if I act like a petty teenager it’s not really stooping to his level if he’s acting like a toddler, is it?”
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beingatoaster · 7 hours ago
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Saying that a certain group of people is too privileged to complain about the way that things are is its own sort of defense of the status quo
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beingatoaster · 8 hours ago
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beingatoaster · 8 hours ago
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Re-reblogging this with a link to my own fic auction here. I'm offering original work or Genshin fic!
Fandom Trumps Hate 2025 is open for browsing!
The easiest way to find what you’re looking for is our tags page - use ctrl/command-F (or Find In Page in your mobile browser’s menu) to find the fandom or username you’re looking for, or feel free to scroll and browse through our 600+ fandoms!
If you’re a creator, you should have an email with the link you’ll need to submit edits. If you haven’t gotten one (remember to check Spam and Promotions folders!), email us ASAP.
Bidding starts February 25 at 8am and closes March 1 at 8pm.
Come take a look at what's on offer!
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beingatoaster · 8 hours ago
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This NPR interview with with Angela Saini about how race science never really left the global scientific consciousness is super interesting! I’m gonna read her book!
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beingatoaster · 9 hours ago
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when my brother and i played ocarina of time for the first time circa 1998 we were both basically illiterate children. I was 3 so I couldn't really read at all, my brother was 8 and was kind enough to struggle to read the game text for me so I could follow along
the entire time we kept calling ganondorf "gandorf", not sure why, my brother had plenty of opportunities to correct his initial mistake,
anyway, once we beat the game, we immediately restarted it to play again, on the second playthough my brother kind of just goes "oh, his name is ganondorf."
imagine being 3 and experiencing a world altering piece of media, then when you go back to it you find out a critical part of it was just completely butchered by your stupid older brother, anyway sometimes i still slip up and call him gandorf
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