being-mean-system

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A polyamorous thruple are taking a hike through the forest when they find a weird rock and lift it. From under the rock a pixie comes out.

"Thank you for freeing me. I am a pixie of love, and as thanks I'll give a gift of gold to each of you. But the gift will only go to the one you love most."

The first member of the thruple says "but I love both my partners equally."

"Then I cannot give you the gift." the pixie replies.

"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."

The second member also says "I also love both my partners equally"

"Then I cannot give you the gift either."

"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."

Finally the third member says "I love this one the most." much to shock of both partners.

"Then they shall receive my gift." the pixie says, grants the gift of gold and then vanishes.

After the pixie left, the first member says "I can't believe you don't love us equally!" and the second member concurs.

Then the third member sighs and then says "I love you both equally and very much so, but fucking hell are you stupid."

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WOOF WOOF BIG DOG MARTYN IS HERE !!🐾

you cant call yourself a “big dog” and not expect to be drawn as a literal big dog

Bonus muzzled version

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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animated some cat reaction gifs

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*puts you outside also and locks the door*

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*puts you outside* come back after walking for 8 hours

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:)

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I'm the sleeping one and you are the walking one

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*nodsnods*

sniffing you to see if i should bite you ferociously (ENEMY) or bite you kindly (FRIEND)

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"the curse of knowledge is that you can't unlearn something" yes i can

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12 nipples but they are all in random spots and not symmetrical at all

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i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???

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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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by Adrian Baxter

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Framed butterfly mouth by Karina Mills (betwichedoddities_)

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Ooh! Almost forgot, I got you all some pussy!

- Mick