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It doesn’t feel like any single person created this video it just materialized on its own

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Boy you ever try to pet a fish? Nuh-uh that ain't happening

cats are soft and their tummies are squishie and u can poke and kiss them. dogs are not soft like cats and their tummies are hard and always dirty from the outside and stuff. no thanku

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While I’m glad Ayn Rand is dead, I’m a bit upset that she never lived long enough to appear on the Eric Andre Show

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The iTunes visualizer is so talented!

Great job!!

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please for the love of god find me the original uh oh yall its gettin kind of hazy tweet 

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I wish my mom was an actual mummy, like with the bandages and the tombs.

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Sorry ladies, I only use Firefox as my default browser.

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Yo waddup world?!?!? My name's Weird Al Yankovic, my dad is Banksy, and THIS: is Jackass

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If I see the words dobby pussy indulgence one more time I'm gonna bust the fattest fucking nut

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Blogging with no followers:

Staring into the void and not having the void stare back

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Sharktale sucks. Anyone who likes sharktale should be executed by firing squad. Sharktale can go die.

What’s your favorite?

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt