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thunderbolts* ⇾ bob & yelena

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Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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Doudou’s incredibly articulate rage

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

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And so Gerard Keay ended.

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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do you realise how fucked up this group has to be when bucky barnes is the most stable out of all of them

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i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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