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why dont you support mpreg

i like to stay neutral on politics

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People on Tumbkr are like Ohhh blood makes me cum I’m #jerkin it Right now to blood and guts and gore . Hey man . That’s awesome. Proud of u

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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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im sorry i had to

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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NEVER in my 12 years of sonic nonsense did I think I’d want eggman to be in a freaky gay situationship

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She was everything ❤️

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accidentally became the advisor of the wrong guy-

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me: [in a room full of executives] Nobody is buying our game about disney cartoon woman experiences poverty.

executive greg: I don't understand. We covered her in dirt. How is this not selling.

executive carla: maybe it should be winter and she is very cold.

executive paul: we could give her a child who is also very cold

executive greg: and poor

executive paul: and poor

me: it's not interactive enough. we need more.

executive greg: we should ask the player if they want to let her freeze and starve to death

me: and what happens if they click Ignore Her

executive greg: wolves rush in and eat her

me: what happens if they click Help Her

executive greg: she instantly transforms into an oil baroness with stacks of gold

executive carla: ooh and then we show the player a couch and a fireplace

me: what happens if they click fireplace

executive greg: she wins the lottery

me: and what happens if they click the couch

executives greg and carla, in unison: wolves rush in and eat her

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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what’s happening with santa

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Babygirl is going through a rough time

@actual-arrrchie

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who even are you anymore?