beezlub

[beezlub]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

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chicken + pepper rice soup! literally just seasoned cubed chicken, a can of roasted tomatoes, two peppers chopped, however much corn and broth to your liking and rice into the soup!

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

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I don't know who needs to hear this but:

-"it only hurts a little" is still pain

-"I can ignore it" is still pain

-"I can cope with/manage it" is still pain

-"it's bearable" is still pain

-"I can push through it" is still pain

-"it doesn't hurt that much" is still pain

-"it doesn't stop me from doing x" is still pain

You don't need to be in agonizing pain to be in pain.

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Are we seeing this zayne girlies?!

AND THE BUSINESS PROPOSAL SCENE ?!

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, whatever he wants

HE DID THE FUCKING GLASSES THING WHEN HE MAKES OJT WITH US IM NOT OKAY FUCKKKK @ilovemitsuya witnessed me screech in call when this came out btw thank yew also she made me these gifs love yew 😼

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I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

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it's so atrocious how im into nerds. oh ur infodumping? fucking. dump a load inside while ur at it.

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Crystals study

i'm so tired

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)

[beezlub]

call me baby and fuck me like a slut :3

men and minors dni

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"i couldn't date a dude with a ton of body hair"

me, who heard "dude with a ton of body hair" and got vertigo from the instant overwhelming wave of lust: yeeah. h

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me, a monsterfucker: is the blood in my veins a fine wine? Sweet sap of the purest maple?

monster: Imma keep it real with you chief you taste like antidepressants and a gas station burrito 

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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don't look at me with those brown eyes or I might just spend the rest of my life keeping your hands warm