beezlub

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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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Having your nipples sucked is literal therapy

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babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.

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my wet lump

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risking it all

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today

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i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

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what the “eff” is Homestruck? o.O;; is it a anime? or is it a yaoi? I could totally get into it if it was yaoi xD;; >//w//>

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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