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the carrie episode is so so good. you've got everything: jughead's embarassing crush on archie, betty and veronica singing the love ballad that betty and archie's characters were supposed to sing, fangs barely saying a word but having a nice time fawning over the musical and gay kevin, hiram lodge being a bitch... but mostly you see gay kevin having the most stressful time for the whole episode like

genuinely this high school student should have been financially compensated for the emotional damage

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gay/lesbian hostage situation

gay/lesbian solidarity is nice and gay/lesbian friendship is nicer but whatever gay kevin and cheryl have got going on is funnier

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god i love hiram lodge and his self-satisfied face. he's suuuuch a bitch and he has soooooo much fun ruining other people's lives and beefing with teenagers! no one has more fun than the horrible parents of riverdale, especially him. a very fulfilled and obsessive man. good for him, good for him

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hilarious of the writers to have the 25-year-old playing a 16-year-old say that

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POV: you're participating in the high-school musical and your repressed friend has been tasked with filming a behind-the-scenes documentary of the whole thing but mostly he just films very long close-ups of your face and you end up shaking your head "no" while staring at the camera because his crush is getting a bit too obvious and embarrassing, which might be ok with the director who's also the local token gay person and kinda has a crush on you too (like most people you meet) but still, like, come on, bro.

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noooo archie your studying methods suck you won't graduate this way archie nooooooo :(

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is anyone else curious about the throwaway line of Spike having a cousin married to a Frovlax demon? is this a human cousin from the 1800s? a human cousin turned vampire who married a demon? a “great x5” descendent of a cousin? a cousin by vampire family standards? how did they meet and end up marrying said regurgitating demon? I am far too deeply invested in this. give me this man’s family tree, I bet it’d be wild.

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THE JUGHEAD PARADOX Riverdale, 6.05

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gay/lesbian solidarity is nice and gay/lesbian friendship is nicer but whatever gay kevin and cheryl have got going on is funnier

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Crazy that Betty's dad was literally a serial killer yet somehow she had less daddy issues than Veronica

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these guys being archie, veronica, jughead and betty lmfao she's never beating the hater allegations

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fell in love with a movie poster tonight lads

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i haven't drawn on my old computer in years, have a spooked looking josie mccoy with the very nice look she only had for one (1) episode

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When Faith and Buffy are together then Faith is Buffy’s boyfriend. But when they’re not together then Faith is Buffy’s ex-wife

Likewise

When Spike and Buffy are together then Spike is Buffy’s wife. But when they’re not together then Spike is Buffy’s ex-boyfriend

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many of u will be turned away from heaven and when you ask why, god will say “you made riverdale about boring het ships”

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go on more walks. walk for no reason. walk to solve a problem. walk to blow off steam. walk to get outside. walk to listen, read, and learn. walk to escape distractions. walk to improve your health. walk to think. a simple walking habit can change absolutely everything.