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Oscar Isaac is a really handsome, young, sexy guy. Why not put that forward? And Poe runs into an old love interest. So we gave him a little — I don't want to say cleavage, but his [v-neck collar is] a little further down. I wanted him to feel more of swashbuckler. The scarf, the shirt and his leather pants — this time his pants are made out of leather — and his high knee boots, when we tried it on him, he looked very dashing and I think it actually changed the way he moved. He really liked the change and he had a little swagger in his step once he started wearing those leather pants and the open shirt and the scarf. It was very cool. I was thinking about Gene Kelly when I was dressing him for some reason. —  Michael Kaplan on Poe's costume in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Elphaba: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Fiyero asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Glinda: what kind of animal is the pink panther

Elphaba, already taking off her clothes: Glinda you're so fucking stupid

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bro...what we could have had..

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Spotify Wrapped Request Meme 2024 Edition

42. Another One Bites The Dust by Queen + Max Mayfield for anon

Pick a song 1-100 and a fandom i’ll make a gifset with the lyrics

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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Do you ever think about how we exist to experience sensations and it's so beautiful

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The term "coquette" comes from the feminine of the French "coquet," figuratively meaning an amorous flirtatious person but like. It literally means "little cock."

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Wishing my followers a logical Christmas and an evidence-based New Year

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HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000), dir. Ron Howard

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Set the Mood

Written for @steddiebingo Twelve Days of Christmas Prompts: Sex Toys & Wax Play

Rating: E | WC: 673 Thank you @oh-stars for betaing!!

Steve stares with wide eyes as Eddie pulls another toy out of the box and places it in front of Steve on the bed. He swallows thickly, shifting in his seat. “Why exactly do you need all of these?” 

Eddie shrugs, a cocky grin pulling at the side of his mouth. “I mean, nothing wrong with a little variety, sweetheart.” 

Steve lets out a nervous chuckle and shakes his head. “I guess but…” He gestures to the abundance of silicone, ties, ropes, paddles, and more laid out between them. 

Eddie leans back and cackles. “We don’t have to use anything at all if you don’t want to. It can all go back in the box. No harm done.” 

Steve hesitates, looking over all the options before him. It’s not like he’s some blushing virgin. He’s had plenty of sex. He’s had adventurous sex even. He’s had adventurous sex with Eddie. It’s just usually not so…aided. But he trusts Eddie. And he’s curious. He looks up at Eddie with big eyes. “Can we start slow?” 

Eddie squats down so he’s not looming over him anymore, a sweet smile on his face. He reaches out and cups Steve’s cheek. “Of course we can.” He glances over the bed and reaches out to grab some candles, holding them out to Steve. “Why don’t we give these a shot?”

Steve’s brow scrunches together. “Candles? I don’t think we have to start that slow, Eds. You don’t have to like…set the mood.”

Eddie rolls his eyes. “They aren’t for fucking mood lighting, Stevie.” 

Steve stares at him like he grew a second head. “Then what–” Oh. They’re for– “Like…hot wax?” 

Eddie’s smile turns hungry, his eyes going dark. “I think you’ll like it.” He reaches out and grabs a blindfold. “Especially combined with this.” 

Steve takes a deep breath, feeling a little less sure of himself now that he might like, get a nipple burned off or something. Eddie leans in a little closer, rubbing his hand over Steve’s leg. “It’s skin safe wax, baby. It won’t burn you.” 

Steve huffs out a laugh. He’s being ridiculous. Eddie would never do something to actually hurt him. He knows that. “Okay, yeah. I’m down.” 

Eddie’s dimples pop as he grins and pulls himself back up to his feet. “Good!” He grabs the box, sweeping all the other things back into it and chucks it to the side with a loud thunk. He sets the candles on the bed and tosses the blindfold toward Steve. “Clothes off, blindfold on.” 

Steve grins and tugs his shirt over his head and throws it at Eddie’s face. 

Eddie’s mouth drops open and he gasps dramatically, slowly shaking his head. “Oh, you’re in for it now.” He pounces, knocking Steve back and making him shriek. Eddie hovers over him with a wild grin, his hands making quick work of his belt and the button on his jeans before pulling them off with his underwear and tossing them over his shoulder. Steve chuckles as Eddie makes a ridiculous face, raising his eyebrows up and down, the blindfold dangling from his index finger in front of Steve’s face. Steve rolls his eyes and snatches it away, shoving it on his head and down over his eyes. 

He’s never really understood the appeal of using one of these. What’s the point if you can’t even see the person you’re fucking? He likes getting to see Eddie. He’s hot. Why would he willingly want to deprive himself of that view? Why wouldn’t he want to see the way Eddie’s face scrunches in pleasure, or watch his big hand wrap around Steve’s–

“Fuck!” Steve gasps as Eddie grabs his dick, stroking quickly with a mean chuckle before letting go. Steve’s hands fist tightly into the sheets and he leans hesitantly back against the pillows. He feels the bed move as Eddie shifts around and then he’s just left in the dark, waiting anxiously for Eddie’s next move. He feels like every hair on his body stands on end with anticipation and he jumps when he hears Eddie’s lighter click from somewhere to his left.

Steve’s hands fist into the sheets and his heart rate spikes as he strains his ears trying desperately to figure out when Eddie’s going to do something and–“AH! –AH!” Steve hisses and jerks back as hot wax drips down his belly. “Fucking hell Ed–” He hisses again as another drip hits his chest, but after the initial shock…his dick throbs  and when the next drip hits, his mouth falls open with a deep moan.

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Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman in Behind the Scenes interviews for MOULIN ROUGE!

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I was wondering if you had any polyam audiobook recommendations?

ooo yes! all of the below are available in our collection!

Silver Under Nightfall by Rin Chupeco

Entwined: Essays on Polyamory & Creating Home by Alex Alberto

Panpocalypse by Carley Moore

The Polyamory Toolkit by Dan Williams & Dawn Williams

Triple Sec by @tjalexandernyc

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It’s heat miser

You should do a Who Is More Smashable with Heat and Snow Miser

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Hayden Christensen quote © ≪Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole "ho-ho-ho" thing. It was good fun.≫