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thank you for loving me, even when i’m still learning how to

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no matter how fucked up i get on any substance, i always end up thinking about you

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thank you for loving me, even when i’m still learning how to

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little things you can do to remind me i am beneath you:

- casually tell me i am dumb / stupid

- make me fetch you a drink

- order for me

- exclude me from ‘manly’ conversations such as politics or world events

- tell me to cover up or show more skin

- grab my ass in public

- tell me to make you food

- degrade me in front of your friends / other people

- expect me to be presentable at all times

- use my body to masturbate and make it clear that sex isnt for me

- slap / spank me when i do something you dont like

- undermine my opinion about anything because im ‘stupid’ and ‘just a woman’

- expect me to clean for you and make me if i dont

- show to your friends how well trained and submissive i am as if i am your possession or pet

- never let me cum without permission

- hold high expectations for how i should dress, wear my makeup, and act, and enforce those expectations

- never let me do anything you consider manly or masculine

i will be adding more to this list <3

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me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

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One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get $50 for groceries” I can just donate $1000. Or tip my server their rent money. Like that’s the dream

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might fuck around and drink some water

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someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

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We believe what a 7 year old wants to do when they grow up but we don’t believe when a 23 year old doesn’t want kids.

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my opinions on racism will always be limited as I’m from a position of white privilege, so whilst it’s so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, it’s also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will

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...my brain hurts, somebody help.

So… these weirdos currently think that the ghost is just their invisible dog “under a sheet”…

…despite the fact that the ghost is translucent… and fully-articulated… and human-shaped… and the dog’s hat and collar are floating right next to them.

But… when the dog becomes opaque again, the kid apparently had no idea he was there? 

“Wait, the levitating collar in front of me and the invisible dog were somehow related? How can this be!?!”

Naturally, he starts to run off, getting so scared in the process…

(gif link if Tumblr breaks it for you)

…he forgets to attach his torso to his legs…

…and runs offscreen… leaving his severed arm behind.

Because when the animators read this script, they said “meh, let’s pay as much attention to the execution as the creators did writing it.”

my brain hurts 

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My favorite thing to come out Black Panther is the renewed use of the word “colonizer” as an insult.

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Kirby

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Yanno the struggle of being so shy , reserved and just a genuinely nice innocent person but like in your head you’re like

**Grab me by my throat and fuck me so hard that I need tha paid leave from life cause I wanna feel that good sore**

But you can’t cause you’re just to shy .

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me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back