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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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“Ah sorry I’m just dumb” (having ADHD my whole life has meant that I’ve been criticised heavily for making mistakes that come part and parcel with the condition. Even the people I love most in the world have chastised me for mistakes that I spend much of my life worrying about and trying to avoid. It’s much easier to tell you I’m just a silly guy than explain to you that no matter how much effort, how much thought, how much stress I put into avoiding these same mistakes, I will keep making them over and over again. My brain is structurally built to thwart me throughout it all.)

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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Hey btw to all the TikTok fellas coming here from TikTok because of the ban, REBLOG.

REBLOG POSTS YOU LIKE

it helps circulate and boots the posts! Likes do Jack NOTHING to boost the posts.

And learn the unspoken rules of the site. For example: you don’t have to censor your words, you can say kill, you can say fuck, you can say lesbian ffs

And don’t start petty drama when it could’ve been a conversation/argument in a DM or you could’ve just let it go and ignored it.

Otherwise people are going to leave the site.

Literally almost nobody cares about your callout post.

Literally almost nobody cares if someone is a proshipper.

You see that block button? Use it.

Don’t like a take someone has? Block them.

Don’t like how they talk about something and think they’re annoying? Block them

Learn to curate your own online experience. Please.

Anyways. Welcome to the hellsite fellas.

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to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

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‼️Attention all otome game players‼️

please interact with this post if you're queer/a member of the lgbtq community who loves playing otome games, im tryna see something

u can even share your own experience as a queer otome game player ^^ this is a safe space, and i just need confirmation that there's at least a sizeable amount of us !!

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Emergency Commissions

I know I haven't been active on here much lately in terms of writing (full time employment is a bitch) but I'm in a little bit of a bind.

My partner recently quit his job because of terrible and honestly downright abusive management, and until he gets another job sorted out we're down to only my salary. Hopefully not for long, but bills still need to be paid and food still needs to be bought.

So I'm opening up fic commissions again. Not that I ever close them, to be honest, but I'm actively asking for them now. My prices are on the pinned post of my blog, and I'm willing to work with you if you want something for a fandom not listed.

Any little bit helps, guys, thank you so much!

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

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Emergency Commissions

I know I haven't been active on here much lately in terms of writing (full time employment is a bitch) but I'm in a little bit of a bind.

My partner recently quit his job because of terrible and honestly downright abusive management, and until he gets another job sorted out we're down to only my salary. Hopefully not for long, but bills still need to be paid and food still needs to be bought.

So I'm opening up fic commissions again. Not that I ever close them, to be honest, but I'm actively asking for them now. My prices are on the pinned post of my blog, and I'm willing to work with you if you want something for a fandom not listed.

Any little bit helps, guys, thank you so much!

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Hes beating depression allegations one smile at a time

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Emergency Commissions

I know I haven't been active on here much lately in terms of writing (full time employment is a bitch) but I'm in a little bit of a bind.

My partner recently quit his job because of terrible and honestly downright abusive management, and until he gets another job sorted out we're down to only my salary. Hopefully not for long, but bills still need to be paid and food still needs to be bought.

So I'm opening up fic commissions again. Not that I ever close them, to be honest, but I'm actively asking for them now. My prices are on the pinned post of my blog, and I'm willing to work with you if you want something for a fandom not listed.

Any little bit helps, guys, thank you so much!

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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds