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"But your headcanons are out of character and you should just go make your own character" THESE AREN'T FUCKING HEADCANONS. They are how I remember myself, I AM A FICTIONKIN of the character! I find policing headcanons stupid and especially in scenarios like this.

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stress brings me all sorts of kin joy. captain and i worked it out after week 7, he's kind of like a second father to me now, so hearing him praise me mid-song makes me super happy every time. i replay that week a lot, it's my favorite besides pico's.

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i was a lot more perceptive of things than in canon, i think. don't get me wrong, i was stupid as fuck and had a lot of faith in myself and my abilities, i was a cocky little shit and it got me into lots of trouble, but i often put on a brave face to seem cool a lot when a lot of times i was downright fucking terrified. everybody wanted my head on a silver platter, it was kind of hard not to pick up on that, especially when some people would say it to my face.

girlfriend was way too confident in the abilities of a mortal, i think. i could hold my own in a fight most of the time, but there were times where some magic bullshit would happen and she wouldn't intervene because she thought i could handle it. i don't really blame her for anything that happened, per se, but the only time i really remember her standing up for me was against hank, and he wasn't even the one who injured me. we were so stupid.

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i'm  such  a  fucking  gremlin  i  love  pestering  pico  with  the  most  nonsensical  shit  because  he  always  has  the  funniest  responses.  my  man  may  be  gay  but  he's  certainly  the  straight  man  to  my  antics.

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Intro time! Hello there! You can call me Bee, Beef, BF or Boyfriend. I'm just a simple Boyfriend kinnie, and this is my silly little kin blog. I'm 24 years old and I use any pronouns, but I prefer he/him most. Nice to meet you!

My  kin  list  is  as  follows:  base  game  Boyfriend,  Soft  Boyfriend,  B3  Boyfriend,  D-Sides  Boyfriend  and  base  game  Girlfriend,  to  a  lesser  extent.  I  would  love  to  talk  to  anyone  from  my  sources,  but  I'd  prefer  not  to  interact  with  minors!  I  have  already  found  my  Pico  (every  version  to  match  my  kins),  who  I  love  more  than  life  itself.  I'm  fine  with  doubles  as  long  as  you  don't  try  to  invalidate  me.  Please  don't  flirt  with  me,  even  jokingly,  especially  if  you're  a  Girlfriend  or  Pico  kinnie! These  are  my  kin  tags.

Welcome to my rad ass blog!

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Kin tags!