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[beefsaw]

You don’t have a bald spot…? 🥺

[beefsaw]

omfg who was in charge of this trap🙄

[beefsaw]

I'm outside

FUCKING SPIES GET OFF MY LAWN

[beefsaw]

suit yourself, dude. everyone's got wristwatches these days. but only the coolest guys got visors =P

Hey, neat visor! Does it just display stuff over your eyes or can it do other stuff too? Maybe I should make myself one so people can stop asking about my face...

- @stick-rick

but hey, everyone looks good in a cool visor, am i right?

[beefsaw]

Hey, neat visor! Does it just display stuff over your eyes or can it do other stuff too? Maybe I should make myself one so people can stop asking about my face...

- @stick-rick

but hey, everyone looks good in a cool visor, am i right?

[beefsaw]

... mhm. you should talk to my assistant. it's all he fucking drinks. i swear he doesn't shut up about how "black coffee is the only REAL coffee yadda yadda". i'm more of a put everything in this cup and call it a coffee kinda guy, y'know.

I'm going to piss in ur coffee and on ur saw dvds

you're allowed to piss on jerry's coffee though maybe that'll stop him from drinking it so much lmfao

[beefsaw]

oooh... hm. i mean... it's not a bad idea. i don't like people staring at me through cameras in closed rooms, but if it's something like that... doubt they could actually keep us there if they wanted to. hell yeah, sounds fun! we should go. i'll be alright if you're there, too.

You're actually so adorable, I want to give you the tightest hug ever.

adorable. riiight. i wouldn't say adorable, i appreciate the compliment and all but you realize you're calling someone who's got human brains in his fridge adorable, right

also, only my boyfriends get to call me that and get a positive reaction so enjoy the printed image of a middle finger that's rapidly approaching your location

[beefsaw]

oh. shit. alright... let me just scan this real quick... can't have weird shit in my coffee.

A light came from his visor, scanning the cup. Then, he grabbed a bottle of whiskey from his own lab coat, pouring a bunch of it into the coffee.

cheers, broh.

I'm going to piss in ur coffee and on ur saw dvds

you're allowed to piss on jerry's coffee though maybe that'll stop him from drinking it so much lmfao

[beefsaw]

yeah sure. i'll put some whiskey on it, though. you like irish coffee?

I'm going to piss in ur coffee and on ur saw dvds

you're allowed to piss on jerry's coffee though maybe that'll stop him from drinking it so much lmfao

[beefsaw]

hah... that's... i'm glad. just don't tell him, i don't want him to get self-conscious about it. but... thanks. hey, uh... we should do more stuff together. i don't want you to walk on eggshells around me, i want to see you more.

You're actually so adorable, I want to give you the tightest hug ever.

adorable. riiight. i wouldn't say adorable, i appreciate the compliment and all but you realize you're calling someone who's got human brains in his fridge adorable, right

also, only my boyfriends get to call me that and get a positive reaction so enjoy the printed image of a middle finger that's rapidly approaching your location

[beefsaw]

i know. i know... i trust you, okay? i believe you. and... and i love you, too, okay? i really trust you, and you know that's hard for me haha... you two are the best that's ever happened to me. i hope you know that.

You're actually so adorable, I want to give you the tightest hug ever.

adorable. riiight. i wouldn't say adorable, i appreciate the compliment and all but you realize you're calling someone who's got human brains in his fridge adorable, right

also, only my boyfriends get to call me that and get a positive reaction so enjoy the printed image of a middle finger that's rapidly approaching your location

[beefsaw]

oh... you... you remember that... i wasn't- ... it's not- ... i'm not scared of you, okay? that was different, it's not... it's not because of you, you know that, right?

You're actually so adorable, I want to give you the tightest hug ever.

adorable. riiight. i wouldn't say adorable, i appreciate the compliment and all but you realize you're calling someone who's got human brains in his fridge adorable, right

also, only my boyfriends get to call me that and get a positive reaction so enjoy the printed image of a middle finger that's rapidly approaching your location

[beefsaw]

scare me? why... why would i be scared of you? i mean. you didn't say anything weird, and you'd be surprised the weird shit i get sent sometimes. ugh. what's... wrong?

You're actually so adorable, I want to give you the tightest hug ever.

adorable. riiight. i wouldn't say adorable, i appreciate the compliment and all but you realize you're calling someone who's got human brains in his fridge adorable, right

also, only my boyfriends get to call me that and get a positive reaction so enjoy the printed image of a middle finger that's rapidly approaching your location

[beefsaw]

... oh. that's... awkward. feel free to throw away the middle finger... haha... oops. you know you can tell me anything, right? i don't mind, if it's you or zeta.

You're actually so adorable, I want to give you the tightest hug ever.

adorable. riiight. i wouldn't say adorable, i appreciate the compliment and all but you realize you're calling someone who's got human brains in his fridge adorable, right

also, only my boyfriends get to call me that and get a positive reaction so enjoy the printed image of a middle finger that's rapidly approaching your location

[beefsaw]

You're actually so adorable, I want to give you the tightest hug ever.

adorable. riiight. i wouldn't say adorable, i appreciate the compliment and all but you realize you're calling someone who's got human brains in his fridge adorable, right

also, only my boyfriends get to call me that and get a positive reaction so enjoy the printed image of a middle finger that's rapidly approaching your location

[beefsaw]

I'm going to piss in ur coffee and on ur saw dvds

you're allowed to piss on jerry's coffee though maybe that'll stop him from drinking it so much lmfao

[beefsaw]

... not bad. i like it.

Wanna style upgrade?

Or…well, i can be at any service for you🤭💋🌺

@g-36927

style upgrade, huh. i like my style how it is, i think the earrings give me a cool look, and i've been told the visor is mysterious.

... i'm. gonna ignore the last part, buddy. i'm happily taken. 💅 but good taste, i'll give you that.

what would you change, anyway? you got me a little curious.