beefsaw

[beefsaw]

Rise and shine Adam

you're probably wondering, where you are?

[beefsaw]

gotcha... yeah, just making sure.

uh. you alright?

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

HAHAHAHFUCK LISTEN. LISTEN, I'M NOT. SAYING IT'S BAD. IT'S REALLY GOOD, MAN- IT'S JUST-

I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE SO EXPRESSIVE- it's really nice. just- not the way i was expecting-

Alright, I caved and made my own visor. Figured you should be the first to see it since it was your idea.

- @stick-rick

huh. really? i was wondering if you took me seriously at all. hell yeah, show me. but don't expect me to say it's better than mine, not even to be nice.

does it have scanners? built in cable? tetris? calorie intake calculator that goes unused because i'll just shovel burgers up my mouth anyways like a power shovel?

[beefsaw]

you're taking this the wrong way, crimson... i'm just worried he's gonna say something stupid and. shit, if he gets annoying and you ACCIDENTALLY. THEORETICALLY. made him shut up with a gun or actually sucking his soul out of his body. or something. i wouldn't blame you- i'd just rather. not. having to revive him. pain in the ass and all.

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

who. me? please. why would i- why would i ever.

. . .

HAHAHAHA OKAY. LISTEN- IT'S JUST- IT'S A TINY LITTLE VISOR FUCK. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT- IT'S YOUR SIZE AND ALL BUT HOLY SHIT. TINY LITTLE EYES-

Alright, I caved and made my own visor. Figured you should be the first to see it since it was your idea.

- @stick-rick

huh. really? i was wondering if you took me seriously at all. hell yeah, show me. but don't expect me to say it's better than mine, not even to be nice.

does it have scanners? built in cable? tetris? calorie intake calculator that goes unused because i'll just shovel burgers up my mouth anyways like a power shovel?

[beefsaw]

... okay. okay, it's- pffff. it's really nice, stick. it's. it's really good. you'll get there, you got the thing looking cool for now, you can always add a shitllion features.

but welcome to the cool mysterious rick club! you almost looks as cool as me. =]

Alright, I caved and made my own visor. Figured you should be the first to see it since it was your idea.

- @stick-rick

huh. really? i was wondering if you took me seriously at all. hell yeah, show me. but don't expect me to say it's better than mine, not even to be nice.

does it have scanners? built in cable? tetris? calorie intake calculator that goes unused because i'll just shovel burgers up my mouth anyways like a power shovel?

[beefsaw]

Alright, I caved and made my own visor. Figured you should be the first to see it since it was your idea.

- @stick-rick

huh. really? i was wondering if you took me seriously at all. hell yeah, show me. but don't expect me to say it's better than mine, not even to be nice.

does it have scanners? built in cable? tetris? calorie intake calculator that goes unused because i'll just shovel burgers up my mouth anyways like a power shovel?

[beefsaw]

HAH! you're right. what am i even worried about. not about him. because i don't give a shit.

just. be careful, is- is what i'm saying.

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

that depends. are you gonna bite him? i mean, i don't give a shit, just don't kill him or turn him into a vampire. he's not cool enough to be a vampire. at MOST a chihuahua werewolf?

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

hey, i like the classics. i can do drives too. even fucking flash drives are old by now... now it's all fucking netflix and other FUCKING GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE WEBSITES-

but hell yeah. sounds like a plan, moron has to learn not to touch my shit while i'm gone somehow.

AFTER. SAW.

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

it's gonna cost you, HAND OVER THOSE STICK SAW DVDS!!!

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

happy halloween boops.

we had a good night.

[beefsaw]

yeah i'm introducing myself again or whatever.

i'm rick b-14, no, i'm not in that dimension and I DARE YOU go check.

the galactic feds are watching me and guess what. if they want to constantly check what i'm doing then they're gonna have to read all my posts about saw, YEAH, ALL OF THEM. FUCK YOU I KNOW YOU'RE READING MOTHERFUCKERS

to the rest of you. uh. hi, i guess. ask shit if you want, i don't care.

(( ooc

i'm redoing the post along with some rebranding and an askbox clearing. so if you sent something and still want me to answer feel free to send it again, BUT i'm gonna focus a little more on the art reply askblog sort of thing.

i'm an adult (21)

my main blog is @ocyanick

SENSITIVE CONTENT IN THIS BLOG. similar in content to Rick and Morty, since it's a RAM blog.

- blood, violence, swearing, and such. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. RaM IS AN ADULT SHOW. INTENDED FOR 18+.

mun =/= muse.

if you ship rickorty dni

[beefsaw]

it's not about the money. it's about sending a message. probably.

... i mean. i'll take the cash. but y'know.

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

you're right riq two kids was enough

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

i'm kicking jerry on the nuts every boop

[beefsaw]

GET BOOPED BITCH