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every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

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Sirius: Who the fuck-

McGonagall: Language, Black.

Sirius: Whom the fuck-

McGonagall: No.

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Joseph Zbukvic - for those who consider picking up aquarel classes again

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– HOGWARTS SUBJECTS –        more here

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My own play called ‘Harry Potter and the Blessed Child’

- Trelawney has made another prophecy, this one about how Harry and Ginny will have a blessed child - the three children argue about who it is - James Sirius thinks it’s him because he’s unbelievably good looking and good at everything and is extremely cocky - Lily Luna thinks it’s her because she has inherited both her parents talent for quidditch - Albus Severus thinks it’s him because despite his name he does not pray for death every day (Cut to Hogwarts) - Neville is worried about Hagrid because he’s become obsessed with Steve Irwin and has imported crocodiles from Australia to show his third years - He goes to his hut to try to reason with him but after watching an episode of The Crocodile Hunter ends up agreeing to help him care for the crocodiles whilst Hagrid goes to get a great white shark to bring into the lake - McGonagall retired after teaching James Sirius for one day, but every year McGonagall Day is held where every student is on their best behaviour in honour of her (Cut to 2 hour segment of Harry James Potter being happy) - Ron learns to cook and is actually really fucking good at it, he opens a restaurant - Malfoy visits the restaurant to mock Ron, and asks him if they have any ‘weasel pies’ - Malfoy ends up obsessed with the food there and secretly visits each week under a new disguise - Hermione starts a knitted beanie business (3 hour montage of the Harry, Ron, Hermione laughing merrily) - Albus Severus asks to change his name, Harry agrees that he can change it only if he changes it to Fleamont (1 hour Luna Lovegood dance sequence) - Long speech about how the blessed child was all 3 children all along, Lily Luna and James Sirius sob and embrace their brother Fleamont Hedwig. - (audience sobs because they are the blessed children too) - The end

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Donald Trump telling Bernie supporters they’re welcome to support him feels like the scene where Voldemort declares that Harry Potter is dead and asks if anyone wants to start following him.

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Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend. They’re both Cauldron.

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“I was 10 or 11 when the first movie came out - I was trying to figure out what my own identity was, but I didn’t really have one yet. And I watch interviews that I did when the first movie came out and I was so lost! I would think, “What do young girls talk about? What do they say?” “I like going shopping and I have a crush on Brad Pitt.” And I had no idea who Brad Pitt really was! I hadn’t seen a single movie that Brad Pitt had been in, but this just seemed like the right thing to say. It makes me sad because I see this girl trying so much to fit in. The truth was I loved school.“

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when you think about it all the language that jkr uses to describe ginny through harry’s perspective is so poetic. harry tends to be rather blunt in his descriptions of other people but with ginny he watches her as the hogwarts express leaves, he compares her blush to “glowing like the setting sun”, he’s willing to go into the chamber of secrets if there’s the “faintest, slimmest, wildest chance” ginny might be alive, he watches her eyes in the firelight, he describes her as “windswept”, and all this is before he even realizes he likes her. harry always describes her blazing hair and blazing looks, she is “his best source of comfort”, kissing her is blissful oblivion and better than firewhiskey, he’s “happier than he could remember being in a very long time” and even when they break up he wants nothing more than to be with her, to comfort her in times of trouble, he pines over ginny and hopes he knows he’s thinking about her, when he’s about to die he thinks inexplicably of her, he wants days and months and maybe years with this girl okay harry potter is infatuated with ginny fucking weasley and you can see it in the way he talks about her

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sirius black is 145 days older than james potter and don’t think for a moment that he didn’t hold that over his head

sirius, inspecting his facial hair: don’t worry, prongs. you’re bound to hit puberty soon, i’m sure of it. 

respect your elders, prongs. you know: dumbledore, mcgonagall, your mother, me.

what’s that? i’ve got a watch from your parents before you? 144 more days, prongs. hang in there. 

age before beauty, prongs. no wait, i’ve got that, too. 

as the fairest, tallest, and oldest marauder present, you ought to listen to me.

to lily, when she turns 20: i can’t believe you’re married to a teenager.

how am i one-hundred and forty five days older than you, and i look so young? one of life’s mysteries, i suppose.

to a hungover james: when you’re older, you’ll be able to hold your liquor properly, young buck.

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I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Sirius Black to James Potter, or alternatively, James Potter to Sirius Black, after getting a detention. (via padfoot-and-prongss)

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Headcanon that Sirius had the upbringing of a rich pureblood kid and no matter how he dressed in Muggle clothing or grew out his hair, he couldn’t escape it.

Like on a trip to Paris with the Potters, he’s the one that orders them sandwiches from a café with a look of mild impatience upon his face as he corrects their pronunciation.

And when James was getting ready to propose to Lily, he didn’t ask a female friend or relative for help choosing a ring, he asked Sirius; the guy who could tell if silver was Goblin-wrought just by glancing at it.

‘No, Prongs, that is the wrong carat, and would you just look at the size of that diamond. Do you actually want her to say yes?’

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i need to find a husband and have a baby now

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Evanna Lynch’s story with Alan Rickman was SO beautiful and heart-warming. R.I.P. you extraordinary & gentle soul.

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My interpretations of Jim Kay’s Philosopher’s Stone illustrations